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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN


The only pure soul in Hollywood died yesterday. "Eddie" from Frasier headed for that big fire hydrant in the sky.

9 Comments:

Anonymous M. said...

your site is the funniest celeb blog by far, and you update frequently. ehem, mr superficial. good job spankcheeks!

but i must say thanks for depressing me. eddie was one of the smartest "actors" in hollywood. why couldnt it be Paris instead?

10:19 AM  
Anonymous jane's eyre said...

I think now would be a good time for a recitation of "Rainbow Bridge." Don't pretend you don't know it and didn't get misty reading it.

10:33 AM  
Anonymous ZeZe said...

guess its a good thing I switched from my superfish name "m" to ZeZe. Might get a little confusing.
I loved Eddie.
My day is now dark and gloomy due to his departure.

10:54 AM  
Anonymous easy e said...

You can't say anything bad about a dog. Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears, sure, but not a sweet little dog like Eddie.

11:28 AM  
Anonymous jane's eyre said...

Fine. You made me do it. Read it and weep.

Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together.
There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.

All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by.
The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together....


*sobbing*

11:38 AM  
Anonymous naughtius maximus said...

I'm a little teary eyed from the Rainbow Bridge. Eddie definitely had more integrity than anyone in his trade. He did it because he loved the art, why else would he work for milk bones.

1:29 PM  
Blogger Macius_Sarcasticus said...

All dogs go to heaven, except my incontinent beagle Puddles, he went to the dump.

3:06 PM  
Anonymous BigFish said...

I named my pooch after him. It makes me sad to think of the day my sweet Eddie will leave me, but there's always Rainbow Bridge.

Thanks for making me cry with that, Jane's Eyre...

One for me, and one for my homies

1:55 PM  
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