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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

BRITNEY SPEARS IS SUPER-FAT


Don't forget to tune in to the "Today Show" tomorrow for Britney Spear's sure-to-be riveting interview with Matt Lauer.

Expect Matt to ask about her relationship with K-Fed, her burgeoning pregnancy, the recent accusations of being an unfit mother, and just why the hell she's wearing that skirt. Fat people are just gross.

6 Comments:

Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

I thought Shallow Hal was a fictional movie...
And Vince Neil would like his hair back...
What else...
God she's fucking fat as fuck.

9:47 AM  
Blogger smellypiratehooker said...

I'm glad her fucking tree trunks are crossed.

10:56 AM  
Blogger gamma-normids said...

HOLLY MOTHER OF G...!

I've been pregnant before, but never like that...

(I am linking this article to my blog... this is something the world must see)

11:28 AM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

Well, y'all, I done guess Cletus and Brandine is tryin' to prove to us all that they's gots the recipe fer married successibles.

6:56 PM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

PS Spankycheeks, I'm really krisdylee... Thought I'd try out my new handle!!

6:57 PM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

gamma-normids, your blog would be funny if you quit speakin all that mexican. i can't understand what with all the burrto-this and nacho gracias-that.

10:27 AM  

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