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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

BRITNEY'S BIZARRE PHOTO SHOOT

Get a load of these naked preggers pics of Britney Spears! Mollygood.com reports that the photos were taken for a Harper's Bazaar pictorial, but then axed by the starlet because she didn't like the way they turned out.

Once again, I have to say that Britney Spears is a fucking idiot. Print media -- with all its powers of airbrushing and editing -- is probably the only way she should present herself publicly for the next three years. Or at least until she's divorced K-Fed, put her eyelashes on properly, and lost about eighty pounds.

10 Comments:

Anonymous jane's eyre said...

Amazing how she looks suddenly thinner, despite the big belly, and has skin as smooth as an angel. After seeing her on that interview in all her unbridled hickdom, no one's going to believe she really looks like this. Puh-leeze.

10:21 AM  
Anonymous easy e said...

Did she steal that coat from a shirpa?

10:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ick!
Brit brit has man hands... with fake nails.
ewwwwey!

She's no Demi, thats for sure

11:13 AM  
Anonymous ZeZe said...

They forgot to brush out the backfat roll on the next to last photo.

And whats with the beekeepers mask?

Gah IdIot!
I will say though, that I do wish I had an at home personal airbrusher. I would have liked pregnancy a lot more if I could have looked like the computers went on overload doing for her.
She's still a poopbag though.

2:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

when pop tartlets turn to poopbaggery 101: the main lesson here is that marrying and subsequently becoming pregnant by a money-grubbing, skeevy red-neck will make you gain weight, embarrass yourself on national tv and change your child's diaper on ecoli ridden public floors..it will also entertain the sarcastic masses in ways poorly constructed pop music never could.
for this britney deserves some fritos and a big gulp.

2:56 PM  
Anonymous naughtius maximus said...

Looks like they airbrushed the hell out of those hams she calls thighs. Her legs weren't that skinny when she was dating Justin Timberlake.

7:48 PM  
Blogger Showgrrrl said...

Is it just me, or does anyone else seem to think that she's got a rather weird look on her face for the cover? It's like "uh yeah... I had go get y'alls attention after my fucked up interview... bet you can't guess that I just had some pregnancy flatulence goin on, can ya?"
BTW - why can we NOT see any chewing gum in this shoot - anywhere? Now I'm just disappointed in Britbrit.
That cocked eyebrow is throwing me off somehow...

10:37 PM  
Anonymous easy e said...

That eyebrow actually means, "That photographer just used three big words I've never heard of" and "Does 'mephitic stench' mean 'smells nice'? 'Cause thats what he said when I handed them the shirpa coat back."

8:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the one with the mask covers her face. Less is more.

12:58 AM  
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