SPANK CHEEKS

Friday, June 30, 2006

EVEN SMALL BOOBIES GET SWEATY


Perez Hilton has a great shot of Pink's sweaty boobies at the Filmore in San Diego last week. There's nothing sexier than under-the-titty sweat, is there? I wish I could frolick in puddles of bosom perspiration and bathe myself in its sweet nectar.

Wait-- no, I don't! I was thinking about vodka again! I want to splash in puddles of vodka. And bathe myself in Matthew McConaughey's semen. Not some whore's booby sweat! That's just disgusting.

13 Comments:

Anonymous easy e said...

Up early today are we cheeks! I'd bathe in a puddle of your boobie sweat any day.

8:06 AM  
Anonymous jane's eyre said...

The Hills Have Eyes.

10:27 AM  
Anonymous jane's eyre said...

Psst...that probably wouldn't have happened if she had bothered to wear a BRA. Just a thought.

10:29 AM  
Anonymous jizm said...

I wouldn't fuck Pink with a bag of a hundred dicks.

1:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't it used to say "Pink is just disgusting" at the end or did I imagine that? I agree that booby sweat is disgusting, but I think that Pink ranks a little higher on the "disgusting" scale.

2:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she's a real classy gal because nothing says class like visible breast sweat.

2:57 PM  
Anonymous biatcho said...

You know what else says "classy gal?" A nose ring and a wifebeater.

3:58 PM  
Blogger Macius_Sarcasticus said...

Boobsperation, the nectar of the Gods. I have a jelly jar 3/4 full of it under my bed. Sometimes, late a night, I take it out and look at it and think of all the boobies that produced it. Just occasionally though, anything more than that would be just plain weird.

8:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow - its either sweat or midget saliva

here's hoping its sweat

8:44 PM  
Anonymous little black sambo said...

You know, Star Jones used to crank out gallons of boob sweat before she lost all that weight. Shame, if I had known that she was gonna quit with the mass production, I would of bought a case of those jelly jars.

9:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I use Star Jones's Boobsperation as a sealent around the grout around the tub. Its also good for soothing inflammed hermerhoids. And killing roaches.

9:18 AM  
Anonymous naughtius maximus said...

I think pink is just lactating, you know in rare cases men can lactate.

Excuse me Pink, your balls are showing. Bumblebee Tuna.

9:03 PM  
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1:36 AM  

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