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Thursday, June 22, 2006

EXCLUSIVE SURI CRUISE PICS

Us Weekly has a "number of days without seeing Suri Cruise" counter on its website, and as of this morning, it was at day 65. Well, wait no more, dear readers.

I had my husband dress up as L. Ron Hubbard's ghost and take my "Le Clic" camera inside the Cruise compound. He got some fantastic pictures of Tom Cruise and his Cuban houseboy in a warm and tender embrace, and a couple of shots of Katie Holmes with her eyes pried open, strapped into a Clockwork Orange brain-washing device.

The creme de la creme, though, was this picture of Suri Cruise, fresh out of the bathtub. She has her mommy's smile. And her daddy's eyes. And L. Ron Hubbard's hair.


3 Comments:

Blogger LadyJane said...

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

or...

a face only a mother could love....

9:18 AM  
Blogger jane's eyre said...

The spittin' image of Xenu.

10:03 AM  
Blogger pete mclochness said...

mmmmmmmmmogoui!

11:33 PM  

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