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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

FATTY GOES THONG-SHOPPING


In case you didn't get enough of Britney's big, blubbery ass in the earlier Matt Lauer post, here's one more shot of her looking fat and disheveled. Us Weekly is reporting that Britney recently spent an afternoon "shopping for pink thongs" at Victoria's Secret in Mission Viejo. While shopping, she is said to have changed baby Sean's dirty diaper on the FLOOR next to the cash register. Says the source,
Britney tried to hand it to an employee, but the salesperson wouldn't take it.
I can't imagine why a salesperson making $6.50 an hour wouldn't want a diaper full of Britney Spear's son's poo. There's a very real market out there on Ebay for that kind of stuff. I sold that page from Lindsay Lohan's diary for $25 on Ebay, and I probably could have gotten more if it hadn't been puked on. I imagine a bucket full of her poo could have landed me some serious bucks. I don't know, though -- poo is a LOT harder to get your hands on than you would think. Most people aren't lucky enough to have it handed to them.

6 Comments:

Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

Not only does Britney get fatter every time I see her, she also looks like she's been eating mushrooms and scrubbing her face with iron filings. Can you say "Boner-rama"? Can you? Because I can't. I have a speech impediment that prevents me from saying "boner".

10:28 AM  
Blogger BigJim said...

BigJim is in da house!

Sweetcheeks: thanks for creating a coob free environment. I hope this blog really takes off.

Hugs and kisses.

BJ

10:38 AM  
Blogger smellypiratehooker said...

You have to go through a lot of bullshit to post here, sweet cheeks.

Good blog.

10:55 AM  
Blogger jane's eyre said...

Cover up, for the love of Pete! No one wants to see that much of your expansive arms/chest!

12:14 PM  
Blogger Macius_Sarcasticus said...

The kid is an infant and he's aready sporting his hat like a little thug. Wonder where he gets that from?

1:10 PM  
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