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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

GOOD WILL BUNTING

Actor Matt Damon and wife Luciana welcomed new daughter Isabella on Sunday, June 11th at Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood, Florida. Isabella weighed in at 7 pounds, 7 ounces, and both mother and daughter are said to be doing well.

By some strange coincidence, I found myself giving birth this past Sunday, too. Only, I gave birth to something "unholy" in the toilet, after three mexi-melts and a forty of Schlitz Malt Liquor. I'm guessing it probably weighed about 7 pounds, too, but I didn't fish it out and weigh it. It's better to eyeball an estimate with those sort of things, you know. For sanitary reasons.

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