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Monday, June 26, 2006

GYLLENHAAL ENJOYS BACKDOOR BRUNCH

What in the name of Brokeback Mountain is going on here? You know, if Jake wants to disprove those pesky rumors that he's really a gay, he should start by not tossing a strange man's salad in the middle of a public sidewalk. Just an idea. And maybe he should lose the biker apparel in which he's always parading around, his unit neatly cradled in a shiny hammock of lycra.

All he's missing is some mascara and a pair of ladies' pumps.

all hail The Bastardly for the uber-queer photo op

11 Comments:

Blogger jane's eyre said...

Wow. Look at the completely submissive posture and docile look on that mangina's face. Why doesn't he just bend over and hold his cheeks apart, for criminy's sake?

4:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a big ol' faggot!

4:55 PM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

He can gylenhaal my jake any day.

5:54 PM  
Anonymous easy e said...

I just gyllenhaaled in my own eye! Fuck that stings.

7:50 PM  
Blogger Showgrrrl said...

Yeeks... better get that gyllenhaal outta yer eye before it dries shut!... you'd have a nasty crusty eye a la jake, and you'd have to brokeback it open again!
*groans ... ah, yeah. Time for dinner. That damn hypoglycemia kicks in, and I get stupid*

8:14 PM  
Blogger Macius_Sarcasticus said...

Hold still, my watch is in here somewhere...

3:01 PM  
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