SPANK CHEEKS

Friday, June 23, 2006

I CONTROL HOLLYWOOD

Us Weekly is reporting that "porn moustaches" are all the rage in Hollywood this week. Why do you think all these guys are sporting moustaches? Because I said they were powerful and made a list.

I control Hollywood.

Ladies, look out -- I'm bringing back the "70's bush" next. Toss out your Nair and your razors and bask in the glory of your luscious pubic manes! Until the next "Top Ten," I bid you adieu.

-- spankcheeks

1 Comments:

Blogger smellypiratehooker said...

I guess 'luscious pubic manes' have always been in vogue for men. Thank God.

9:43 AM  

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