SPANK CHEEKS

Friday, June 23, 2006

I SMELL A NOSE JOB

Wow, those Simpson sisters really love them some plastic surgery! First Jess' trout lips, then Ashlee's hump-less nose -- but this? It just screams "body dysmorphic disorder" and "burn victim." And let me tell you, it's pretty hard to scream at burn victims. Especially if they're blind. It just feels wrong.

Maybe she's LaToya Jackson's long lost albino twin.

4 Comments:

Blogger jane's eyre said...

That CAN'T be Jessica. Yowzer, it looks like someone took a cleaver down the front of her face. Maybe it was Papa Simpson, because Jess has been slacking in enthusiasm while giving him head.

1:15 PM  
Blogger jane's eyre said...

psst...she looks so ashamed.

2:35 PM  
Blogger Macius_Sarcasticus said...

How is she going to keep up those oversize novelty sunglasses with that shaved down nose? Didn't think it through now did we Jess...

10:07 PM  
Blogger smellypiratehooker said...

Blind burn victims never catch a break. Poor bastards.

9:44 AM  

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