SPANK CHEEKS

Friday, June 23, 2006

IT'S 9-0-2-1-OVER

Small screen producer Aaron Spelling died yesterday from complications of a stroke he suffered earlier in the week. He was 83 years old.

Best remembered for the hit series "Dynasty," "Beverly Hills, 90210," and "Charlie's Angels," he left an indeliable mark on the "super-crappy, poorly-acted, complete-fucking-waste-of-time" television genre that plagues us still through the wonder of syndication. You may also remember him as the father of Tori Spelling, the "ugly horse-faced chick" on 90210.

I think any man who buys his daughter breast implants at the age of 16 should be honored and acclaimed as a great American hero.

Rest in peace, Mr. Spelling.

4 Comments:

Blogger smellypiratehooker said...

There just aren't enought 16 year olds with fake tits on television these days. Oh, Aron Spelling, I rue the day you left us in fake-boob-less squalor!

9:42 AM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

Bummer

1:46 PM  
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