Thursday, June 29, 2006


Get a load of British whore Jodie Marsh at the UK premiere of Just My Luck. Adjectives fail me. She's just out-whored Pamela Anderson, who was completely NUDE in the preceeding picture, which doesn't seem logically possible, but somehow is. I used a formula and everything, and Jodie Marsh's whoriness is: p such that whore-to-the-third-power cosine E=MC sqaured factorial cosine whore.

You just can't argue with math.

I'd like to know where one buys such a demure ensemble. I need something similar -- you know, for special occasions like bar mitzvahs and funerals. I can't seem to find a rhinestone nipple belt anywhere in Jacksonville.

thanks to the spanktabulous The Bastardly for the slutty pics


Anonymous ZeZe said...

wow shes quite the interesting spectacle. As you a lose for words. Even though Pam looks strung out and in pain This chick clearly trumps the whorness right out of Pam.

And how do you sit at home and plan that outfit. You know she put some serious thought in to it, from the studded star shapped pants, to the fake white gold looking honkey necklace.
Oh yah, then theres that belt. It just ties it all together.

8:19 AM  
Anonymous easy e said...

She's making that expression because that shirt-thingy is cutting into her big fat meat curtains. She needs a little more makeup.

8:47 AM  
Anonymous jizm said...

Are you sure that's not Mother Teresa?

9:30 AM  
Anonymous naughtius maximus said...

That looks like one of those fake butts people wear for Halloween. That belt would look great with some parachute pants and a mesh shirt. I had one just like it in fifth grade.

Huh huh... "jizm."

12:36 PM  
Anonymous biatcho said...

The hat completes the look.

1:40 PM  
Anonymous jane's eyre said...

To me, being the biology whiz that I am, it looks like two cells dividing--see, you can see the nuclei hiding under the belt.

2:11 PM  
Anonymous count dooku said...

Oh, nuclei! I thought that was "nipple rash".

3:42 PM  
Anonymous spongeboob said...

I wore that exact same outfit to the Bucksnort County Fair last week. Chic AND comfy.

8:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Her tits look fused together. And squarish. Photoshop.

1:04 AM  
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