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Thursday, June 22, 2006

KATHERINE McPHEE WAS McFAT

I suppose that American Idol runner-up Katherine McPhee is technically a celebrity, so any stories about her making herself barf are thereby newsworthy. In the latest issue of People magazine, Katherine admits that she struggled with bulimia for nearly five years, saying

At [my] worst point, [I] was throwing up as many as seven times a day, which is like putting a sledgehammer to your vocal cords.

I'd like to know just exactly how you can be puking seven times a day and still look like a pudgier version of Liza Minelli. With fourteen-foot hair extensions. She's lost the weight now, crediting the show for saving her -- but I imagine that all it took was a week of watching her doughy little frame shuffling around the stage to make her hop back on the barf wagon and give it all her esophageal sphincter could handle. Probably next she will admit that she was "molested by a close family friend," had a "three-year crystal meth addiction," and underwent surgery "to remove undescended testicles the size of grapefruits" last year. Anything to push her first single, which by some strange coincidence comes out a week after this startling confession.



3 Comments:

Blogger LadyJane said...

Gah. I've hated those shirts that resemble a horrific cross between negligees and maternity smocks. Nobody looks good in those fuckers.

And yes, she's fat like MeganHarris. Poor thing.

9:19 AM  
Blogger pete mclochness said...

I wouldn't mcfuck her with a mclouisville slugger.

11:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're a freaking asshole. She's not even fat. Look around America- hell,just go outside. You're bound to run into at least one morbidly obese person. Look at one of them. THAT is fat. She, is not fat. She used to be freaking bulimic for God's sake. People should applaud her for overcoming it instead of saying "Good for you....but you're still a little pudgy." It's people like you that add fuel to the fire of the Hollywood standards of fat and thin. Unless people like you change, girls are still going to be jamming their fingers down their throats waiting for society's standards to accept them as "not fat".

6:03 AM  

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