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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

MADONNA AND BRITNEY: EX-BFF


The latest issue of Us Weekly is claiming that Madonna has "broken up" with ex-best friend (and former tongue-wrestling partner) Britney Spears. Britney's internet statement that she "no longer [studies] Kabbalah -- [her] baby is [her] religion" apparently upset Jewish-mystic Madge, who then demanded that Britney return the12th-century book on Kabbalah she'd purchased as a wedding present. According to a source quoted in "Music News,"
Madonna spent months teaching
Britney the Kabbalah system and splashed out
thousands on the ancient teachings
for her. She feels she has wasted
time, money and precious gifts on
Britney.
Well, that's about it, isn't it? I guess Madonna could stop sharing lockers with Britney and give back her half of the "BFF" heart necklace. Or maybe toilet paper her house and write "Britney Spears is a SLUT!" on all the bathroom doors in the girl's locker room. That'd show her. You just don't fuck around with Madonna. She's not above prank calling you 12 times a day or putting gum in your seat during study hall.

2 Comments:

Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

Madonna looks like a lesbian jockey. Which makes me wish I was a lesbian horse.

12:53 PM  
Blogger Macius_Sarcasticus said...

I made a lesbian hoarse once...punched her square in the damn throat. Nobody resists the charms of Macius! Nobody.

5:52 PM  

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