Friday, June 30, 2006


These are teeny tiny thumbnails* of Courteny Cox pre- and post- nipple slip. I didn't want you to see her nipple up close without having warned you first. It's horrible. It's looking down, and sideways; and it's all pink and floppy like like a nose on a mole (which -- being the discerning journalist that I am -- is included as a point of reference in this post). To view or not to view: it's your decision.

UPDATE: Too late, muthafuckas! I changed my mind. The thumbnails are gone. Now you must stare Monica's nipple in the eye and suffer your own miserable fates. That's what you get for NOT LEAVING FUCKING COMMENTS, you bastards!!!!!

*thumbnails removed at editor's request

Thanks to the Drunken Stepfather for so many gratutious booby shots.


Anonymous easy e said...

a mole nose, or half of an amputated earthworm. Blah!

8:07 AM  
Anonymous jizm said...

I don't know whose nipple is worse: Courteny Cox's or Beyonce's.

1:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

aaaaah! We're sorry!!!

2:03 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

*thumbnails removed at editor's request

Aren't you the editor?

2:27 PM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

Damn straight I'm the editor! And the journalist. I make requests of myself all the time. I can be a real bitch.

3:35 PM  
Anonymous ZeZe said...

Hey NOT FAIR I couldnt comment I was trying to get all pretty for our mall trip.
you fucking bitch.

3:51 PM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

If I don't punish you, you'll never learn. I'm doing it for your own good, zeze. Actions have consequences.

3:57 PM  
Anonymous ZeZe said...

OH yeah...
Youre a stupidhead.

5:11 PM  
Anonymous megp said...

lmao @ spank and zeze

5:48 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Are you sure that's a nipple and not melanoma?

6:37 PM  
Anonymous smelly pirate hooker said...

@ Zanna -- you mean Buck Melanoma? Moley Russells Wart?

Does she have a birthmark on her nipple?

6:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that kid is smiling. for the love of nippledom, will someone tell me why that child is smiling when confronted by what is basically a mole nose on a skin sack?

10:59 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

For the record, her nipple doesn't look that bad.
Spank/Zeze, If ya spot a fat bastard following you with a camcorder, don't be surprised and invite me up! ;p

1:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the record, I suckled on her teat last week when the Tiki Hut ran out of pineapple juice.

It did look like a mole nose. Less whiskers though.

9:16 AM  
Anonymous naughtius maximus said...

Speaking of moles, is that one on her aereola? I wish I could type the sound it made when I vomited just now.

Look carefully, I'm pretty sure that is a mole on her mole nose.

9:00 PM  
Anonymous easy e said...

@ naughtius: Did the sound of your vomit sound anything like Paris Hilton's The Stars Are Blind?

7:15 PM  
Anonymous naughtius maximus said...

@easy--as a matter of fact it did, and strangely I found myself writhing around in the sand with my man titties popping out of my 1950s belted swimming frock.

9:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree, you fuckin morons. It's not the shadow of an inverted and slightly tilted nipple twist -- it's just a dark spot on the side of her eraser button. Relax people. Love nipples for what they are. Half-N-Half dispensers.

4:38 PM  

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