NAOMI CAMPBELL BEATS THE HELP
The world's angriest supermodel is being accused of assault and battery by another one of her maids. Already expected in court today on charges having spiked a cellphone at her housekeeper's head over a pair of missing designer jeans, Campbell is being charged with "employmental discrimination" and "causing personal injuries." People magazine states
The legal papers do not detail the alleged acts by Campbell, but in an April interview, [the maid] told the New York Post that the supermodel... hit her on Jan. 17, called her names and threatened to have her arrested after Campbell couldn't find a specific pair of jeans.How hard is is to keep up with a pair of fucking jeans? Aren't maids supposed to do things like "clean your toilet" and "make your bed," not "find your pants for you"? Which lucky maid gets the coveted job of wiping Naomi's ass? "I said, FRONT TO BACK, bitch!" *smack* "That's it! You're fired? Where are my fuckin' pants?"