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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

NAOMI CAMPBELL BEATS THE HELP

The world's angriest supermodel is being accused of assault and battery by another one of her maids. Already expected in court today on charges having spiked a cellphone at her housekeeper's head over a pair of missing designer jeans, Campbell is being charged with "employmental discrimination" and "causing personal injuries." People magazine states
The legal papers do not detail the alleged acts by Campbell, but in an April interview, [the maid] told the New York Post that the supermodel... hit her on Jan. 17, called her names and threatened to have her arrested after Campbell couldn't find a specific pair of jeans.
How hard is is to keep up with a pair of fucking jeans? Aren't maids supposed to do things like "clean your toilet" and "make your bed," not "find your pants for you"? Which lucky maid gets the coveted job of wiping Naomi's ass? "I said, FRONT TO BACK, bitch!" *smack* "That's it! You're fired? Where are my fuckin' pants?"

9 Comments:

Anonymous ZeZe said...

They had an E! True hollywood story on her yesterday.

I couldnt stand to watch it for very long. I couldnt understand her dialect.

Its no wonder she hates her maids. If shes being charged with discrimination Im guessing they arent from this side of the border. Which means they probably cant understand english. And since Naomi cant either I can see where the problem might lay.
Shes so fucking annoying.

9:45 AM  
Anonymous jane's eyre said...

"Super models! Pff! There's nothing super about them. Stupid little stick figures with poofy lips..."

10:35 AM  
Anonymous easy e said...

I wonder who gets to pick the coke boogers from her enormous nostrils?

11:28 AM  
Anonymous jane's eyre said...

Coke boogers...mmmmm....

11:39 AM  
Anonymous jane's eyre said...

BTW, ugly hands. Greasy face. Please someone get her some rice blotting papers.

1:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I get it! Front to back. LOL. Spank, your blog is awesome. I hope you are getting paid for this.

1:32 PM  
Anonymous smellypiratehooker said...

Naomi Campbell reminds me of a yeti.

2:51 PM  
Blogger Showgrrrl said...

Um... speaking of large hands... is it just me, or does anybody else think we've all just had the wool pulled RIGHT over our eyes? Being bullshitted in the sense that probably Naomi Campbell is really just the long-lost, dark-skinned Scissor Sister we've been longing to see?
TRANNY MUCH? Jeebus...

6:59 PM  
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