Thursday, June 15, 2006


Is Nicole Kidman pregnant, or just bloated and gassy? You decide.

She might have an intestinal parasite. Gross. I hear those parasites can distend your stomach and give you a massive case of the shits, but still, I suppose it's better than having to actually do it with Tom "I Love the Cock" Cruise. I'd pick explosive diarrhea and "Ethopia Belly" over intercourse with Tom Cruise any day.


Blogger Tranny and/or Zanna said...

It's Tranny

I have had one of those intestinal parasites, and it is worse than you can imagine. I could fart for literally 10 minutes at a time, and everything I ate turned to explosive diarrhea in seconds. I was listed as a weapon of ass destruction for weeks, until it finally cleared up. Just thought you should know.

2:04 PM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

is that why she's smiling, or does she just need to be burped?

10:03 AM  
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