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Thursday, June 15, 2006

NICOLE KIDMAN IS GASSY


Is Nicole Kidman pregnant, or just bloated and gassy? You decide.

She might have an intestinal parasite. Gross. I hear those parasites can distend your stomach and give you a massive case of the shits, but still, I suppose it's better than having to actually do it with Tom "I Love the Cock" Cruise. I'd pick explosive diarrhea and "Ethopia Belly" over intercourse with Tom Cruise any day.

3 Comments:

Blogger Tranny and/or Zanna said...

It's Tranny

I have had one of those intestinal parasites, and it is worse than you can imagine. I could fart for literally 10 minutes at a time, and everything I ate turned to explosive diarrhea in seconds. I was listed as a weapon of ass destruction for weeks, until it finally cleared up. Just thought you should know.

2:04 PM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

is that why she's smiling, or does she just need to be burped?

10:03 AM  
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