NIP SLIPS A-PLENTY
This nipple is hard to make out -- I apologize for the crappy resolution -- but it was the best I could find and it's still a nipple so shut the fuck up you ingrates! Jesus, where was I? Oh, yeah. Nipples. If you look at Pam's right breast, about two inches off-center and inch higher than where a "normal" nipple would be, you'll see it escaping the clutches of the red dress. Why the fuck her nipple is at "Norway" instead of "Ecuador" I just don't know.
Wow, Keira is classy, right? Nothing like a soaking-wet white shirt when you're frolicking at the beach! At least her nipples are in the right place. I'll give her that.
Here's Cameron Diaz, wearing my mom's beach visor and letting "the girls" take a breather. This picture is even grainier than the Pam shot, but the nipple is CLEARLY visible, so you can all kiss my perfectly sculpted bottom.
Enjoy a week's worth of nipples in one glorious post, courtesy of your friendly neighborhood spankcheeks.