SPANK CHEEKS

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

NO PARTY IN RUSH'S PANTS

The Associated Press reports that Rush Limbaugh was detained Monday at Palm Beach International Airport for carrying a bottle of Viagra without a prescription. Us Weekly adds
Investigators were still trying to determine Tuesday whether Limbaugh violated a deal he made with prosecutors last month stating that authorities would dismiss a “doctor shopping” charge if Limbaugh doesn’t get arrested for 18 months, among other terms. Limbaugh’s lawyer, Roy Black, said the prescription was written in Limbaugh’s doctor’s name “for privacy purposes.”
What? Old white men have erectile dysfunction? I thought Viagra was for frat boys who got too drunk to really give you the pounding you deserve. But old men? Are they even allowed to have sex? I could have sworn that the government was behind the policy of "mandated castration at 45" to prevent such disgusting injustices on the public at large.

6 Comments:

Anonymous easy e said...

There's always a party in my pants.

10:48 AM  
Anonymous MegP said...

I thought Viagra was for frat boys who got too drunk to really give you the pounding you deserve.

You mean thats not what its for??!!?

Hmm.. news to me

LMAO!

11:14 AM  
Anonymous ZeZe said...

Is that MegP from OD?

This is the splendid M.

Love the pick spanks. Thats goes so well.

The photo choices on here are fantastic.

2:18 PM  
Blogger Macius_Sarcasticus said...

This confirms my long held belief that all conservative Republicans are so angry because they are impotent.

4:02 PM  
Anonymous naughtius maximus said...

I think he just likes to take pills. He's impotent from the years of painkiller abuse. It is safe to say he lost his moral high ground.

7:50 PM  
Anonymous easy e said...

I bet Rush has some ricotta cheese discharge oozing from his flaccid wiener.

8:56 AM  

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