TERI HATCHER AVOIDS ARREST
Not much celebrity news to report. So here's a picture of Teri Hatcher, cavorting on the beach in a bikini. For some reason, the beach police didn't arrest her for "wearing a ridiculously small swimming suit while being disgustingly old." The cops tried to tell me that being "being old in a bikini" wasn't even a crime, and that I should put my megaphone away and clean up all that vomit, but I wasn't convinced. I'm pretty sure there's a law.
posted by spankcheeks at 3:11 PM PERMALINK
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You've heard of Big Boobs McGhee, right?
Meet her lesser-known sister, ol' Droopy.
definitely real, but not spectacular.
I guess Skeletor is swimming at Castle Greyskull beach. It's lovely this time of year.
Is that a belly button piercing I see on Ol' Lady Hatcher?
The first pic enlarged looks like theres a bit of a dangly hanging around the area. But then again it could just be her left nipple.
I see why Eva Longoria's the housewife in lingerie, not Teri.*vomits*
They're REAL and they're spectacularly average...
She frightens me.
I don't go anywhere without my megaphone. Or vomiting.
Little black sambo? That's so cringe inducing.
Like Teri's bikini.
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