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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO FIND AT YOUR BOYFRINED'S PLACE

You may remember that Heather Locklear intially split from rocker Richie Sambora after finding "compromising" (RE: naked) pictures of his assistant on his PDA, not because Denise Richards is a back-stabbing whore. That brings us to our weekly "Wednesday Top Ten List":

TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO FIND AT YOUR BOYFRIEND'S PLACE

10. Klingon-to-English dictionary
9. Collection of assault rifles
8. Nazi china
7. More than three different kinds of hair product
6. Jumbo-sized tube of "Boil-Ease."
5. Dog-eared copy of "The Anarchist's Cookbook"
4. Candle-lit single place setting of fava beans and a bottle of chianti
3. Cupboard display of Beanie Babies
2. Blood-stained clown costume
AND, THE NUMBER ONE THING YOU DON'T WANT TO FIND AT YOUR BOYFRIEND'S PLACE:
1. Your mother's panties

4 Comments:

Blogger jane's eyre said...

I think,

Finding a Tom Cruise-themed room

would be pretty bad too.

2:02 PM  
Blogger Tranny and/or Zanna said...

It's Tranny

Cheeks, I have three out of 10, that's not bad is it?

4:34 PM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

What if they work at a Blood Circus? I guess you didn't think about THAT, did you?

10:24 AM  
Blogger superclosetnerd said...

I'm doing some research on my new candle website trying to get ideas on colors, themes, etc. Looks pretty good here and I'll keep the bookmark. aromatherapy candle

8:33 PM  

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