Thursday, July 06, 2006


People magazine is reporting that Ashley Judd spent nearly two months in a Texas treatment center to deal with depression and isolation. Her symptoms manifested themselves into an insatiable need to clean and sanitize. People explains
It was during a visit with Wynonna, 42, while she was being treated for a food addiction... that counselors reportedly noticed Ashley's emotional problems and approached her about treatment [for] curbing her compulsive habit of wiping down plastic surfaces on planes and at hotels[.] Judd says: "Now I try to remind myself that if I engage in perfectionism, I am abusing myself."
Wow. That's nothing like the way I abuse myself. My idea of "abuse" usually involves vomiting or passing out -- after having fornicated with a couple of strangers -- and waking up in a dumpster in a dark alley. Not "overzealous cleaning." That's the lamest fucking reason for a stint in rehab I've ever heard. She was probably that girl in seventh grade who had to go see the guidance counselor because she wrote "suicide notes" in her biology notebook and tried to "kill herself" by taking ten Advil during study hall.



Anonymous jesus said...

Ashley Judd is fuckin HOT. She can "polish my knob" whenever she wants. Maybe wear a french maid outfit too.

9:18 AM  
Anonymous easy e said...

I think I have the opposite of Ashley Judd's symptoms. Maybe I should chekc into rehab.

9:47 AM  
Anonymous lilly said...

Maybe that's what happens when you haven't had a hit movie in four years. You need to clean.

9:52 AM  
Anonymous dsquared said...

"polish my knob" -- touche!

11:22 AM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

i think i'll open a treatment center for this particular affliction. i figure two weeks would be enough, uh, treatment. starting with my kid's bathroom.

what i really want to know, is how obvious this would be during a "visit". was she washing the windows, or what?

3:23 PM  
Anonymous jizm said...

@ evil bunny --

I bet she kept compulsively wiping the crumbs from Wynonna's mouth.

3:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think she was just jealous that her fat sister was getting more airtime in rehab that Ash was getting in general. It wasn't enough to be prettier and more successful, she had to beat her sister down even further by being more 'nuerotic'. It's like Cinderella, except with pathological pampered celebrities.

Or possibly some counselor at that rehab center saw 'kiss the girls' and decided Ash should be punished.

4:43 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

I didn't know Winona Rider had a sister.

P.S. Yes, I know. I am unfunny today.

5:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ash Can Judd is a cunt who abuses waiters and the like in public. I had the misfortune of seeing ASH in full terrorist mode at Le Dome where she "abused" this poor waitress,ranting and raving about the champagne not being chilled properly.I did not recognize her dinner date (a woman) but she tried to quiet Assly Judd up, I could think of better things to do with Assly's mouth

8:28 PM  
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