LOOK! A WIENER!
In case you don't remember, Andy Roddick was Mandy Moore's boyfriend before Zach Braff; he's a tennis player. That established... look at that! It's his wiener, flopping out of his pants. I always thought tennis players preferred to "gird up their loins" before sprinting all over a court, but not Andy!
Here's a closeup of his manhood. This is a special day, folks. Nipples are a dime a dozen, but a good, clear, wiener shot? Priceless. Enjoy, spankees.