MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ LICKS ARMPITS
If being a fat, ugly, drunken lesbian wasn't enough to make you hate Michelle Rodriguez, then let me offer this photo:
Gross. You couldn't pay me enough money to lick that behemoth's unshorn armpit.
Okay, maybe you could pay me. Maybe like a hundred bucks. Okay, fifty bucks and a gram of coke. Fine -- twenty dollars in food stamps, a gram of coke, and a box of Newports. But that's where I draw the line. Really. I have standards, you know.
posted by spankcheeks at 9:36 AM PERMALINK
13 Comments:
first, motherfuckers!
Someone should shoot that fat bitch and put her out of her unshavern misery.
What about fifteen dollars, a gram of meth, and a case of Natty Light? Oh and some Merit Ultra-Light Menthols, if I can videotape it.
I was thinking more along the line of Misty menthol ultra lights 100.
They just look so sophisticated with that little turquoise and pink stripped pack.
Oh and I'll let Will know you want to bum some of his Newports.
Guys, don't be ridiculous. Didn't you hear that she's putting out a new brand of flavored deodorant? She was giving sample tests outside of the Walgreen's across the street from where I work. The dyke I work with went over for a taste, and she said the flavors were bourbon, marijuana, and leather glove.
... and don't forget, "vagina-after-a-three-mile-run" flavor. Mmm, lesbian-y!
LOL--leather glove. another good flavor would be "staff infection" or "esparagus urine"
"staff" infection? Hmm, I didn't know walking sticks could get sick.
And I ADORE Vagina After A 3-Mile Run flavored lollipops. They sell them with the Mexican candy. They all taste like ass, after all. Chile-coated ass, that is.
my cat likes to "wash" my hair if i use paul mitchel hair spray. maybe her armpit is "minty fresh"!
Vinigar Salmon is set for stores in the fall
Also, "monkey balls."
If 120 pounds is fat, you're all a bunch of dipshits. She's fucking skinny. And fit as hell.
you are a fucking bunch of jealous losers
she ought to lick her pussy and asshole
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