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Thursday, July 06, 2006

MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ LICKS ARMPITS

If being a fat, ugly, drunken lesbian wasn't enough to make you hate Michelle Rodriguez, then let me offer this photo:


Gross. You couldn't pay me enough money to lick that behemoth's unshorn armpit.

Okay, maybe you could pay me. Maybe like a hundred bucks. Okay, fifty bucks and a gram of coke. Fine -- twenty dollars in food stamps, a gram of coke, and a box of Newports. But that's where I draw the line. Really. I have standards, you know.

17 Comments:

Anonymous easy e said...

first, motherfuckers!

Someone should shoot that fat bitch and put her out of her unshavern misery.

9:48 AM  
Anonymous lilly said...

What about fifteen dollars, a gram of meth, and a case of Natty Light? Oh and some Merit Ultra-Light Menthols, if I can videotape it.

9:53 AM  
Anonymous ZeZe said...

I was thinking more along the line of Misty menthol ultra lights 100.

They just look so sophisticated with that little turquoise and pink stripped pack.

Oh and I'll let Will know you want to bum some of his Newports.

10:18 AM  
Anonymous jane's eyre said...

Guys, don't be ridiculous. Didn't you hear that she's putting out a new brand of flavored deodorant? She was giving sample tests outside of the Walgreen's across the street from where I work. The dyke I work with went over for a taste, and she said the flavors were bourbon, marijuana, and leather glove.

11:21 AM  
Anonymous dsquared said...

... and don't forget, "vagina-after-a-three-mile-run" flavor. Mmm, lesbian-y!

11:23 AM  
Anonymous naughtius maximus said...

LOL--leather glove. another good flavor would be "staff infection" or "esparagus urine"

12:22 PM  
Anonymous jane's eyre said...

"staff" infection? Hmm, I didn't know walking sticks could get sick.

And I ADORE Vagina After A 3-Mile Run flavored lollipops. They sell them with the Mexican candy. They all taste like ass, after all. Chile-coated ass, that is.

12:32 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

my cat likes to "wash" my hair if i use paul mitchel hair spray. maybe her armpit is "minty fresh"!

3:26 PM  
Anonymous ZeZe said...

Vinigar Salmon is set for stores in the fall

3:42 PM  
Anonymous jizm said...

Also, "monkey balls."

3:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If 120 pounds is fat, you're all a bunch of dipshits. She's fucking skinny. And fit as hell.

9:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are a fucking bunch of jealous losers

1:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she ought to lick her pussy and asshole

11:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would lick her head to toes means armpits toes asshole pussy she is hottest girl in the world

3:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would lick her sweaty armpits pussy asshole and suck her toes even if she had smelly feat or fish smell

3:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck Kim Megan fox jlo Eva mendes and that ugly bitch Rihanna all about michelle rodriguez finest woman in the world

3:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not a desprite loser or anything I had a couple girls wouldn't do anything I didn't want to but with michelle rodriguez I'll be her fucking slave if see would not shower for 2 weeks with armpit hair 3 inches long all sweaty and musky with a smell terrible I would lick them if she had to fart I would suck the fart out of her ass hole she looks like a goddes I'm not a loser but for her I would be a loser letting her beat me and tourcher me them legs and thigs

3:47 PM  

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