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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

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The Mirror claims that supermodel Kate Moss has reunited with professional drug addict Pete Doherty. Kate, who you may better know as "Captain Cocaine,"
"...is said to be 'overjoyed' at the reunion. The pair canoodled at a recording of Channel 4's Transmission show in London on Friday night before Pete, looking typically dishevelled but clutching bottles of TOMATO juice, and Kate sped off in a taxi. Last week we revealed they were seen kissing passionately at the Rhythm Festival near Bedford."
Being the single mother of a two-year-old hasn't even slightly deterred Kate from dating this douchebag. Us Weekly even postulates that the couple is already engaged (upper photo). I guess nothing says "father material" like 27 visits to rehab and wearing a court-ordered device that keeps your body from absorbing opiates. "No, honey, it's not a 'tick-tock'; that's there to keep Daddy from getting high." The good thing is, there's no device outfitted to keep him from processing cocaine, so at least he and Kate can have that in common. That, and teeth that look like nasty bits of broken tile. A match made in heaven.


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6 Comments:

Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

Pete is the ugliest human being I have ever seen. You know, Kate did drugs and let herself go for years just to be worthy of him...

Yuck. And I just ate breakfast

8:26 AM  
Anonymous gemble said...

He is gross, and she is grade-A skeeze.

8:30 AM  
Blogger pinky_nip said...

Tomato juice, my ass. Blood transfusion more like it.

8:43 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Why the closeup of her ring, by the gods people. Her shirt is transparent. Highlight and closeup her nipple instead!

9:31 AM  
Anonymous Italian broom fucking stallion said...

Leave Kate alone people. She's only dating this loser because she is obviously fucked up on drug's. I once went on a meth bender for a week, and dated a one legged lady in said week. Turns out it was just a broom. See, people do fucked up shit on drug's. That broom is still sticky and hard to look at, to many good memories............*sniff sniff*

10:09 AM  
Anonymous easy e said...

Italian, you are one funny fucker.

By some odd coincidence, I had sex with a broom, only I was passed out and these frat guys took turns filming it.

11:39 AM  

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