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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

ANGELINA DOES SHISEIDO




These are a few of Angelina Jolie's soon-to-be released print ads for cosmetic giant Shiseido; her television commercial is slated to debut in Japan on August 28th. For those of you not up on the art of facial massage and Japanese makeup technique, I suggest you get crackin'. Angelina looks absolutely perfect.

You may not be a big "Brangelina fan," but I've always loved Angie, even before she was a Goodwill Ambassador and it was "en vogue" and she was still a brother-kissing psycho. Ever since a little boy told me I looked like "Lara Croft." It was probably my big, lush lips, or my long, dark hair. Or it could have been my "Billy Bob" tattoo and maybe the way I kept cutting myself. Who knows? Either way, it was a great compliment.



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19 Comments:

Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

I practiced "Shiseido" last night into a white tube sock.

6:49 AM  
Anonymous ZeZe said...

Nothing witty to add this morning. However I believe in the latest US weekly there was a before and after photo display of various actoresses who have had their babies..
It said Post baby Angie was in size 26 jeans. I dont think it would be possible for her to ever reach a size ten.
I hate that bitch.

7:47 AM  
Anonymous easy said...

I "shisheido-ed" all over a picture of Angie this morning. It was nice.

8:38 AM  
Anonymous ballsack said...

I would fuck her senseless. I've got a special kind of "facial massage" that would do the trick.

9:38 AM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

I wouldn't say no if she accidentally fell down and her lips landed on my clitoris....

10:20 AM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

O.k. Tomb Raider. I thought we established the fact that you are like seriously hot, ummm ... and if you keep talking about your lips and hair you are going to have to change my name to 'Bonario'.

Walrus: Can I borrow some socks?

ninj

11:02 AM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Doesn't see banana peel on ground ... ... ... *slips and falls head first into Lady Jane's clitoris*

BIMBO!!!!!????

Ninj

11:06 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Sure ninj... let me "wash" a couple more pairs first.

11:11 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Walrus, he don't need the stinking washed ones. or does he?

I have nothing to say about miss jolie. She isn't on my top 10 list atm.

12:31 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

dragulf- by "wash", I meant going deep into my masturbatorium,
lathering up a good batch of masturbatory cream
and rubbing a couple out!!!


I have to go deep into the masturbatorium
because the "Right to Life Society" is trying to break down the door.

1:10 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

A whole new meaning for the word 'Tubing' brought to you by Walrus Gumboot.

3:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL @ ninja and gumboot!

4:04 PM  
Anonymous Italian Salad Tossing Stallion said...

Anyone have any Italian Dressing?

Because I would fucking toss that salad..............

7:05 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

stallion, you're definitely on a roll tonight! LOL!!

7:30 PM  
Anonymous GEMBLE said...

I'D JERK OFF IN HER LIBTURD SALAD...

OH, COME ON, DON'T ANY OF YOU REMEMBER THAT GUY? BACK WHEN THE SUPERFICIAL COMMENTERS WERE STILL FUNNY?

8:07 PM  
Blogger chillytatas said...

I remember that dude, oh and Land Man.

8:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about M@CE and

SMASH.............

9:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh please! You are all jerking your dicks and clits to a fucking AD Campaign. Save it, you want to talk photo shop? Hello, what the fuck you all think it looks like this for real? Dreamers....sheesh

4:45 PM  
Anonymous ZeZe said...

Of course its photoshopped. But its photo shopped damn well.
How is that different than "jerking" it to porn when they are all fake and plastic? Not that Im complaining about it. I in fact prefer a little more of a tight squeeze in my women. Maybe you just need to realize every one has their own fantasy's.. And photoshop just may be the part of it that helps them, as easy said, shiseido all over it.

7:51 PM  

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