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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

ANOREXIA MAKES YOU CLUMSY


People falling down is always funny. It's especially funny if the person is really fat, or if they're strapped to a parasail, or if they just got hit in the groin. And it's also funny if the person is a whorish, self-important reality TV star with an eating disorder and a freakishly large head.


Nicole Richie and some necrophiliac were enjoying an afternoon outing when the nutrient-deprived muscles in her legs suddenly gave out. Okay, so I'm guessing that's what happened. It could have been that those enormous sun-goggles distorted her vision and made her lose her balance. Or maybe her ballet flats are really hard to walk in. Either way, Nicole Richie fell down, and that's funny because I fucking hate her.

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22 Comments:

Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

I particularly enjoy the way the offspring of Bruce Jenner could give two shits that his "lady" is stumbling three feet behind him.



"Hurry up Nicole, you're always fartin' around"

(how does one fart, when one doesn't eat?)



Sorry Spanks, I kind of embellished on your story.

8:04 AM  
Anonymous jesus said...

My cock is bigger than that bitch.

8:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look at the size of those thighs! Fat bitch.

8:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think she lost her skatebaoard.

8:45 AM  
Anonymous easy e said...

I like that Jenner doesn't even turn around. It's like he hates her, too.

9:25 AM  
Blogger ApacheRose said...

Anybody else think she looks like Gollum?

My Precioussss....

9:47 AM  
Anonymous showgirl said...

Trixy hobbitses!

10:40 AM  
Anonymous Stallion said...

Have any of you ever tried to walk on stilts before?
No, I didn't think so!!

The shit is fucking hard, leave the "dead girl walking" alone, haters..........

11:19 AM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

I want to see the third picture where she has a mouth full of concrete.

This one is for Tranny Granny:

At first I thought she was running from her dog who was trying to shit on her after her dad spit cum in the dogs ass that was snowballed into his mouth (her dad) after her brother performed fellacio on her brother.

Spanks: I really couldn't tell that you hate her. Hmmm.


ninj

12:53 PM  
Anonymous GEMBLE said...

MY GRANDMA'S HAIR LOOKS BETTER THAN HERES.

1:30 PM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

I thought calling her new man a "necrophiliac" was brilliant. You know, because she looks like a cadaver. Because she's so fucking skinny. Like dead people.

Okay, maybe it wasn't brilliant.

2:49 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

I thought it was pretty brilliant. Along with; "strapped to a parasail", "hit in the nuts", and especially "sun goggles". However, I might just be saying that because you are so fucking hot, and you give incredible head!

I mean that's a good reason, right?

ninj

4:01 PM  
Blogger sonya said...

The weight of her head is pulling her down. And she does look like Gollum.

4:15 PM  
Blogger biatcho said...

my fucking brother was in a restaurant in NYC with Lionel Richie last week... he & his wall street cronies were all sorts of drunk & belligerent and naturally he takes it upon himself to tell Lionel R that his daughter really needs to eat a steak or 10. Lionel politely asked him to mind his business and my brother told him to eat a cock. true story.

7:12 PM  
Blogger smellypiratehooker said...

I saw Lionel Richie open for the Beach Boys and good god he had a helluva gerri curl.

7:17 PM  
Anonymous TrannyGranny said...

She's not falling, she just saw some diet pills on the ground...

9:10 PM  
Anonymous TrannyGranny said...

Cock Ninja;

Thank you? Although, I think she was running TO the dog, not away.

9:26 PM  
Anonymous mysterious kazzoo said...

You are all right to hate me. I am a worthless piece of pig shit and should never have been born.

9:35 PM  
Anonymous anonymousownsyou said...

Don't forget about me. I should have been an abortion, too.

9:40 PM  
Anonymous tp21 said...

Is it safe on this thread?

9:52 PM  
Anonymous tp21 said...

It's a matter of time till it fucks up this one too. Between jerking off and smelling his own taint, I guess he has time to post comments.

9:59 PM  
Anonymous TrannyGranny said...

TP21;

Don't let it faze you, bedtime comes soon for the little ones, and I'm sure our we little douche has school tomorrow.

10:49 PM  

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