BARGAIN OF THE WEEK

With only 123 days left until Christmas, I'm sure you've already been hunting for the perfect gift for someone special. Maybe you have a gay uncle who loves teeny bopper pop? What about your eight year-old sister that loved "Crossroads?" And who doesn't have a cousin who's comatose, but kept alive with machines, and just won't know any better? I have found this year's "Must-Have" item and perfect gift: the Britney Spears coffee table book. The best part? It's nearly free.

"Stages" -- 103 pages of an all-access glimpse into Britney Spears' life as a pop icon -- is available to you for a meager $0.99. TMZ reports

"When the pop icon first published the book after her 21st birthday back in 2002, Spears was under intense media scrutiny. Because of that she decided to take a step back, reflect and publish a book."

Unforunately, her "tell-all" book tanked, and has since been relegated to land of whoopee cushions and plastic knick-knackery. The good folks at the "99 ¢ Only" claim that Brit's book is the must-have item for the season, and that they sold out of her biopic in less than two weeks. I guess "Stages" is better than "The Tabasco Enema" or "The Genital Cuff" I picked up out of the bargain bin last week. Although I have to say they all make pretty kick-ass gifts.

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