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Thursday, August 17, 2006

BRITNEY SAYS "NO" TO NURSES

Britney Spears is demanding that K-Fed get rid of his six pet sharks. I know! What kind of selfish bitch won't let a guy keep killer fish around the house? Britney
"... apparently fears that the six Australian gray nurse sharks are a bit of a bit risky when there are two kiddies around the house. 'Kevin loves those sharks,' a family friend told [Life & Style]. 'He even named them. But Brit said there’s no way he’d be keeping them.'"
God knows what he's going to do with his pet tiger and his pet Black Mamba. Fucking kids. And according to Us Weekly, this next Feder-ling wasn't even planned. That's what you get when you smoke a lot of pot and have sex with losers with pet sharks.


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8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is everybody?

7:26 AM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

Hee, hee. The second K-fed offspring takes after it's dad. They're both accidents...

8:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She looks like a good little country whore there and he, as usual looks like a Meth addict. Thanks for the reminder that she was once fuckable. Now all he needs to do is douse himself in A1 and go play with his pet tiger. Here kitty, kitty, kitty...

By the way, nice site, great updates. Thanks!

8:42 AM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

He should keep the shark's and get rid of Shamu the whale, wait nevermind, then he would be broke........

9:01 AM  
Anonymous sexpot said...

I wonder if nurse sharks like cheetos... maybe they're threatening Brit's supply.

I love it here!! LOVE, LOVE, LOVE IT!

11:18 AM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

nurse sharks are fairly harmless...
unless you're tying the kids to the ceiling fan because the nanny didn't show up and they were just getting on your nerves.
aw, yes. a little trolling for sharks won't hurt the little buggers.

1:37 PM  
Anonymous TrannyGranny said...

GOD she used to be hot! I am going to go listen to my old britny albums, cry into my vodka and jack off looking at the pick of that ass I just printed.

Dang you Spankcheeks, Dang you to HECK for reminding me!

7:37 PM  
Anonymous gemble said...

Hot?! She looks like a fuckin truck stop hooker. Especially with that "unhappy prostitue" eyemakeup and the skeezy trucker hat. Barf.

10:51 AM  

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