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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

CELEBRITY WHORES SLUT IT UP

Slow news day, so here are some celebrity whores looking slutty. First up: Nicolette Sheridan. You know, going to the beach and basking in sun never gave me an orgasm. Maybe I'm doing something wrong. Like not keeping a vibrator in my bikini bottoms.


I didn't think anybody could out-whore Paris Hilton, but then Kimberly Stewart goes shopping dressed like a prostitute. Somehow, I imagine she doesn't charge.




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13 Comments:

Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

I have an orgasm when the wind changes direction, so that must be what happened to Nicole.

That or some sand got in her bathing suit. That'll do it for me too.

11:01 AM  
Blogger pinky_nip said...

I wonder if she's ever had to have her stomache pumped like her dad... hmmmmm.....

11:06 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Kimberly Stewart charged me. The bitch!!


And so did Rod!!!

11:11 AM  
Anonymous newguy said...

I charged Kimberly for having to fuck that nasty ass puss.

11:30 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Spanks, much obliged for removing that pornographic filth post-haste!
You've gotta keep a neat and tidy website.

cock-ninja is the exception!!!

11:47 AM  
Anonymous Jacq said...

It probably costs her a lot of money to look that cheap.

12:50 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

jacq- welcome "the fuck" aboard!!!

1:17 PM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

What did i miss?

2:45 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

italian huh! stallion - an "anonymous" dude linked a porno site and Spanks eradicated it!

Nothing to see here, move along.

3:15 PM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

Spanks!!! The Eeeeeradicator! Love!

3:19 PM  
Anonymous Italian missed all the fun Stallion said...

Damn you Spanks, leave the fucking porn up there!!!

I knew if I left the office to actually work and find loans that I would miss some porn, and it fucking happened. Why did I listen to my Horoscope today, why?
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck............
Oh well, I'll just call up one of dem ho's and go make some porn of my own after work................

3:34 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

okay, you've got me. who's getting deleted? anybody? hello? is this thing on??

6:16 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

don't feel bad, stallion. i seem to kill every thread i touch.
but i'm just so GOOD at it!

12:51 AM  

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