Wednesday, August 30, 2006


If you thought Paula Abdul couldn't look or sound any more fucked up than she did on the last season of American Idol, watch this post-Emmys E! interview on YouTube. It shames everything else she's ever done, including that time she fell down the stairs and crashed into a table at a party. Defamer adds
"Be sure to hang around until the 1:28 mark, shortly after which Paula appears to have a massive stroke while attempting to describe how Idol auditions have been going."
At any moment you expect her to start hiccoughing and show her tits, and then maybe start crying and tell the interviewers how much she loves them.


Anonymous dsquared said...

Am I being moderated, too? For shame!

I kid, I know how "thread trolls" can be, trust me.

9:38 AM  
Anonymous Stallion said...

Something ain't right with this bitch, but I just can't put my finger in it...........

9:46 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Now look what YOU (and by YOU, I mean cock-ninja) went and did!
You made Spanks go and invoke her all mighty pimp hand.

Way to go ass slitter!!!

9:52 AM  
Blogger ApacheRose said...

Stallion, I think you probably don't want to put your finger IN it.

Gotta say, though, it's nice to know that the magic imploding career doesn't just happen to young stars.

10:07 AM  
Anonymous Stallion said...

I meant "I can't put my finger on it" but I was trying to be funny, not so much, huh?

10:26 AM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

Sweet Jeebus on buttered toast, this woman is seriously fucked up....

Time for a twat-kicking....

10:35 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Wait! Wait a minute! Fans Want her to make another crapfest of a CD? If she does it will sell more copies that that walking STD factory Paris Hilton.
She is definately on something, Meth or crack I'd guess.

TC is a crazy homosexual fruit salad head!

11:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She was jittery because she wanted to run to the bathroom and pull that string of extra large pearls out of her ass.

11:28 AM  
Blogger biatcho said...

well, I mean, it shouod not come as a surprise that htis retard is fucking crazy. If Emilio Estevez was smart enough to say "Get me away from this cockwhore" you KNOW something is seriously up with her. lunatics of the world UNITE!

11:40 AM  
Blogger smellypiratehooker said...

Her eyes were barely pointing in the same direction the whole time she was talking.

12:15 PM  
Anonymous jesus said...

Her tits don't point in the same direction either.

1:42 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

I think Apache was right.
This seems to be '70's Drapes Week'!


2:43 PM  
Anonymous tp21 said...

Or Waverly comforter week! How hideous is that dress? And her makeup is so over the top. She looks like an out of work hooker trying to clean up her act.

2:44 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Walrus: I'm sure my "Nigger-Loving-Jew-Bastard" comment didn't go over to well with whoever it was that attacked Spanks.

And here I thought we were all upper class white people.

Spanks: Whenever we had coon problem mama would just sweep um off the porch with a broom.


2:50 PM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

I usually find that putting on a little Neil Diamond scares away the coons; if that doesn't work, toss them in a swimming pool.

4:20 PM  
Blogger biatcho said...

sweet, i can make fun of coons all i want without the likes of danhell from the fish getting "all up in my shiznit" as they would say. it's just not the same nor fun anymore.

6:18 PM  
Anonymous KillWhitey said...

What about spooks? What do you do for spooks?

7:45 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Spooks scare me.

And I once saw a porch monkey too.

8:59 PM  
Anonymous TrannyGranny said...

Paula, Paula...that footage reminded me of the time I did way to much crystal meth, and then decided to mellow myself out by smoking opium. Then, because I was feeling very twitchy, and yet numb at the same time I decided to wake my nerves and optical senses back up by doing a candy-flip. I came to about 2 weeks later, apparently I had managed to get a job as a roadie for Skinny Puppy during the blackout.

I hate it when dried up ex-pop stars try to emulate me.

9:52 PM  
Anonymous remmy rifkin said...

BWAH HA HA HA HA HA *wipes tear, snorts* BWA HA HA

Tranny, you are one funny fucker. Your site is awesome, BTW.

10:14 PM  

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