DAVE NAVARRO UPGRADES HIS WHORE
I find it usually only takes me about a month to bounce back from a divorce. The same seems to hold true for "rock star" Dave Navarro, who split with Carmen Electra on July 17; he's already back, baby, and dating an even skeezier slut -- porn star Jenna Jameson! Jenna's rep, Jackie Markham, exclusively tells Star magazine, “It is true that they are dating. She and her husband [and business partner Jay Grdina] split recently. They are separated and its amicable.”This just seems like a match made in heaven. They can share eyeliner and lipgloss and take turns rubbing tongues with Tommy Lee. Plus, the myriad diseases between them seem limitless, don't they? A veritable rubik's cube of symptoms and oozing sores. Mmm-mmm. Let their doctors figure it out.
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posted by spankcheeks at 8:24 AM PERMALINK
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Dave Navarro ruined that last Chili Peppers album. I hate him.
I thought Jenna was married??
I thought Carmen was dating Jamie Foxx??
Dear Ann Landers,
Help me in my plight!!
Signed,
Confused (Anonymously)
Something about that just screams herpes. Maybe they ought to buy a few hits of Valtrex and Coke from good ol' Parasite Hilton.
I can only imagine the smell between the sheets. Ugh.
Satan? Is that you?
I think "Satan" is down there in the "Passion of the Gibson" post.
Jenna's probably relieved that Dave would rather play dress-up and be A TOTAL QUEEN than have sex with her. Saves Jenna's overly pounded meathat from more wear and tear, I guess.
Why would you want to go from one beat up meat curtain to another. I guess he really is a fag that doesn't care about wether or not his new pussy is really, really old pussy thats been worked more then a Mexican dishwasher...................
I guess he's upgraded from "soft-core" to "hard-core."
Mexican dishwasher -- ha!
I finally remember who this fag looks like. The villian from the old silent movies that was always tying big-titted damsels to traintracks. In this case, Jameson. Who doesn't need to be rescued, cause her cunt can swallow a locomotive whole, and then burp. Have you seen her movies? So not sexy. I have had more erotic sex with fish at the supermarket.
True Story.
This individual used to be sort of musical person? Was it a metrosexual gay-metal band?
Yo Slim!!! Whassup?
Ya, this fag WAS actually one of the best fucking rock guitarists of our time, the stuff he did with Jane's Addiction is outstanding. Then he joined the Red Hot Chunks of Peckers and has played absolute shit ever since. To much time sucking cocks with Flea and Kedis.
But, if you are horny, I hear he'll let you add to the sperm bank in his ass.
Please, someone,for the love of all that is hairless in the world, give this creep a set of tweezers and a razor....
Fuck.
Just lookin' at that mug makes me think I am gonna have nightmares about the devil wearing Maybelline...
I just want to slap the eyebrows right of this bitch.
I want to punch him right in his stinky twat. Hard. For being such a faggoty-ass faggot.
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