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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

DO I SMELL COD?

The New York Post is reporting that Jude Law has broken up with Sienna Miller for the 718th time. Now, I know what you're thinking -- who gives a flying fuck about Jude Law and Sienna Miller? Not me! But I bet you do care about seeing Sienna's panties. So, courtesy of Egotastic, here they are! Note to self: don't mount a horse while wearing a dress when there are photographers around. Here's a close-up:


Knock yourselves out, you dirty bastards.

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16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

NicE tighty whiteys

8:29 AM  
Anonymous easye e said...

Somehow, I'm turned on. Is that wrong? maybe its the blue wig.

8:41 AM  
Anonymous easy e said...

PANTIES! PANTIES!

8:50 AM  
Anonymous MP said...

At least theyre Clean!

9:32 AM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

The shot was too 'right-on' and iconically in your face to be an accident. That Box is tremendously waxed and neatly trimmed. You can practically smell cod.

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Can't you just picture the photographer in the background.

"That was good Sienna, but this time get your leg up a little higher and show the folks at home that perfect beav."

"Nope, have to re-shoot, there seemed to be some superfluous crotch pheasants trying to get in the pic."

"That's it, That's the one that'll have Jude running back to you for the 719th time."
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ninj

P.s. Panties give me wood.

I love the smell of Cod in the morning.

11:38 AM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Who's mp?
Who's easy e?

In Fish terms?

ninj

11:46 AM  
Anonymous ninja's grandma said...

"MP" is ninja's mother.

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perfect beav, indeed! Touche.

12:21 PM  
Blogger Showgrrrl said...

I tried to use coyly placed crotch pheasants in a photoshoot once... those little fuckers have TALONS. Remind me next time that ex boyfriends to not appreciate crotch pheasants, or the scars they leave behind with those talons.

12:36 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Mom is it really you? Mom? MOM? MOM? Where's that fucking money you were supposed to send me you cum guzzling road whore????!!!

Love, Your son

ninj

12:38 PM  
Blogger Showgrrrl said...

Get it straight, sonny. It's SPERM BURPING GUTTER SLUT, and I will stand for nothing less of a nickname. You hear that? Go to your room, bad boy.

1:17 PM  
Anonymous ninja's grandma said...

Don't ever talk to your mother that way, dickweed.

1:44 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

now THAT'S DEFINITELY my ninj!

pantylicious!
and damn it, my eyes play tricks. i still read that as "crotch PEASANTS".
the mental image just cracks me up.

2:02 PM  
Anonymous BarbadoSlim said...

Sienna who? has this person ever put a hard day's work, at anything!?!?!

anyone?

Bueller?

6:00 PM  
Anonymous tp21 said...

Yes, she HAS, Barbado. She works hard doing blow and sucking limey dick.

9:08 PM  
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6:00 AM  

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