Wednesday, August 09, 2006


The New York Post is reporting that Jude Law has broken up with Sienna Miller for the 718th time. Now, I know what you're thinking -- who gives a flying fuck about Jude Law and Sienna Miller? Not me! But I bet you do care about seeing Sienna's panties. So, courtesy of Egotastic, here they are! Note to self: don't mount a horse while wearing a dress when there are photographers around. Here's a close-up:

Knock yourselves out, you dirty bastards.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

NicE tighty whiteys

8:29 AM  
Anonymous easye e said...

Somehow, I'm turned on. Is that wrong? maybe its the blue wig.

8:41 AM  
Anonymous easy e said...


8:50 AM  
Anonymous MP said...

At least theyre Clean!

9:32 AM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

The shot was too 'right-on' and iconically in your face to be an accident. That Box is tremendously waxed and neatly trimmed. You can practically smell cod.

Can't you just picture the photographer in the background.

"That was good Sienna, but this time get your leg up a little higher and show the folks at home that perfect beav."

"Nope, have to re-shoot, there seemed to be some superfluous crotch pheasants trying to get in the pic."

"That's it, That's the one that'll have Jude running back to you for the 719th time."


P.s. Panties give me wood.

I love the smell of Cod in the morning.

11:38 AM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Who's mp?
Who's easy e?

In Fish terms?


11:46 AM  
Anonymous ninja's grandma said...

"MP" is ninja's mother.

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perfect beav, indeed! Touche.

12:21 PM  
Blogger Showgrrrl said...

I tried to use coyly placed crotch pheasants in a photoshoot once... those little fuckers have TALONS. Remind me next time that ex boyfriends to not appreciate crotch pheasants, or the scars they leave behind with those talons.

12:36 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Mom is it really you? Mom? MOM? MOM? Where's that fucking money you were supposed to send me you cum guzzling road whore????!!!

Love, Your son


12:38 PM  
Blogger Showgrrrl said...

Get it straight, sonny. It's SPERM BURPING GUTTER SLUT, and I will stand for nothing less of a nickname. You hear that? Go to your room, bad boy.

1:17 PM  
Anonymous ninja's grandma said...

Don't ever talk to your mother that way, dickweed.

1:44 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

now THAT'S DEFINITELY my ninj!

and damn it, my eyes play tricks. i still read that as "crotch PEASANTS".
the mental image just cracks me up.

2:02 PM  
Anonymous BarbadoSlim said...

Sienna who? has this person ever put a hard day's work, at anything!?!?!



6:00 PM  
Anonymous tp21 said...

Yes, she HAS, Barbado. She works hard doing blow and sucking limey dick.

9:08 PM  
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6:00 AM  

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