DO MY NEFARIOUS BIDDING
Page Six is reporting that pictures of the ne'er-been-seen Suri Cruise have already been taken by reknown photographer Annie Leibovitz and are to be published in Vanity Fair this fall.I have to say, Vanity Fair is a little late on the draw. My loyal readers might remember that I managed to get my source into the Cruise compound and score pictures of little Suri before anybody else could. It's because I stand behind the name "Spank Cheeks" and work hard to keep your news up-to-date, accurate, and spank-worthy. So please, feel free to pass the name along to all your friends, family, co-workers, priests, doctors, pimps and zookeepers. Soon, my fiendish plan to amass an empire will be complete, and I can finally wear that Emporer costumer and quote Star Wars without seeming like such a loser.
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posted by spankcheeks at 9:17 AM PERMALINK
22 Comments:
This story is not even remotely funny or newsworthy!
fuck you, anonymous.
you talk about not wanting to bring people over here from the Fish!
Go to the "Paris Hilton gets a ticket" thread, read comment #45.
cock-ninja - I contacted twzzlrgirl.
Damn, just when I thought I got away from the tool boxes, one finds it's way over here........
Cheeks, consider myself your loyal minion. Instruct me in thy ways.
I believe you officialy have an empire, cheeks, once you have a "detractor."
I want to be part of spanks empire, as long as the costumes include lots of fishnet stockings and tassels.
Just wanted to contact cock-ninja (aka, hopeless??? is that you)? I mean, you talk to me about polygamy and then disappear?
Tease.
If "The Spanks Empire" consists of spanking women, count me in!!!!!!!!!
Who's first?
Cock Ninja, sorry, but I did say women just to clarify for ya..............
If "The Spanks Empire" consists of spanking women, count me in!!!!!!!!!
Who's first?
Cock Ninja, sorry, but I did say women just to clarify for ya..............
A good spanking is always welcome...
Yes, my first accidental double post.
What do I win?
Stallion... you win your bare hand slapping my bottom until it's pink!
You win a big fat blowjob from Ninja's grandma! I'll take my teeth out and everything.
Ninj, it's all in good fun. I'm really a douchebag asswipe. Don't be mad.
What is thy bidding, my master?
Spankcheeks will show you the true nature of the force.
Indeed you are powerful.
Pinky_nip:
Until your ass is pink or my hand?
Either or, what a great prize!!!
What about that grandma blowjob? That seems like a pretty good prize too.
So when can we have a tour of the Death Star?
Jane? Are you back, for good? We missed you! I see Ninja's grandma, but where is he?
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