SPANK CHEEKS

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

DOWNTOWN WITH FOXY BROWN


Rapping whore Foxy "Lopsided Nipples" Brown pleaded guilty on Monday to misdemeanor assault charges stemming from a fight she started where she "be gettin' her nails did." Foxy, apparently uninterested in actually paying for her manicure, kicked one employee of Bloomie Nails and slapped another one in the face in August of 2004. The plea deal mandates three years of probation and anger management classes in turn for avoiding jail time. Right after the plea, Foxy changed her mind and tried to return to the courtroom and withdraw it, saying she had been "rushed." The judge did not relent.

I can't imagine why she would want to withdraw a plea that effectively eliminated possible jail time for misdemeanor assault. Unless, maybe somehow, she preferred the jail time. You know, for improving her "street cred." I guess it's difficult to be "hard" if you're sitting in an anger management class next to some old white dudes with road rage. And she probably has an album forthcoming. "Serving jail time" is the preferred method for the rap industry to promote soon-to-be dropped albums -- what with the free press (news coverage) in a perfect setting (jail) surrounded by your target demographic (people in jail). If you could throw in a unsolved stabbing, you'd be guaranteed to go platinum. Word.


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37 Comments:

Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Momma always said,
"Niggas is as niggas does!"


Racial overtones, I beg to differ.

7:41 AM  
Anonymous dsquared said...

Are those nipples or black party hats?

7:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She looks liek a tranny.

8:28 AM  
Anonymous thisblogisshit said...

This is racist. Ya I only guess people in jail buy Foxy Brown CDs and thats who they try to target in their demographic. Do you even know who actually listens to hip hop music? Mainly suburban white, no-jail time people. And yes its true, you love buying CDs that stereotype black people as being demonic criminals, in some new form of modern minstrel show.

8:57 AM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

That's right, I hate black people, you faggot.

9:27 AM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

P.S. Your use of the word "minstrel" is incorrect. Minstrels didn't go around clutching their crotches while crouching between bouncing asses talking about motherfucking bitches. Might want to read up on that.

P.P.S. There are white rappers, too. Although maybe not relegated to "the modern minstrel show."

9:31 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

The above comment I made may have been a tad racist.
I was going with a Forrest Gump theme for comedic effect.

If there are some parties offended... sorry.

9:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck the pussies that can't take a little race humor. And where exactly in that post did she mention black folks specifically? Stupid PC fucking pussies.

10:01 AM  
Anonymous Zanna said...

Walrus..don't apologize for your art, man. just don't.

10:45 AM  
Anonymous foxy brown's parole officer said...

Now where does she get her hurr did?

11:32 AM  
Anonymous Stallion said...

Thisblogisshit:

Spooken like a true fucking racist, well done......

Jay Z called, he wants his lip's back.......

I bet your Justin Igger.......

And yes I spelled spoken wrong, on purpose bitches.............

11:35 AM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

I love it when 'Spanks' pulls a cameo. Spanks the next time you come around how about some blow-jobs for all your loyal nigger hating minstrels?

Zanna: I think the apology is a part of Walrus's art. He calls it sarcasm. I'm starting to get his wit.

ninj

12:44 PM  
Anonymous GEMBLE said...

BLACK PEOPLE ARE SO SENSTIVE.

1:33 PM  
Anonymous Zanna said...

I'm so slow on the uptake sometimes. Slow but sure. Sarcasm AHOY!

2:31 PM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

At Ninja's behest --

Blow jobs for everyone!

2:52 PM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

Get your free blowjob from the cracked-out hobo on 12th and Vine. Tell him you're "holdin'" and you'll get the hummer of your life.

By the way, I'm not making fun of "negroes." I'm making fun of the shittiest, most asinine genre of music to hit the airwaves since polka.

Oh, yeah, in case you didn't divine it from my comment about polka, I also hate Polish people.

3:16 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Gather round boys she's going for the frenulum.

OOOOOOOOHHHH, OOOOOO, OOOOOOOH
O O O O O O OOOOOh,
...

(Walrus, put those shackles away, this is blowjob hour you ungrateful fuck ball.)

OOOOOOOOOHhh, OOOOOOOOOOo,
O O O O O, that's it, right there.... OOOOOOhh

3:19 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

FIRST!!!

3:20 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

To CUM!!!

She's all yours.

ninj

3:20 PM  
Blogger sonya said...

Those nipples are big enough to eclipse the sun. Yuck.

4:22 PM  
Anonymous thisblogisshitstill said...

Also, its low to be hating on a deaf woman. You are a retard who is trying too hard and is not funny. Complaining about all hip hop being about the same criminal shit is tired and has been repeated since 1992. I could name many hip hop artists who dont fit your drug-dealing, criminal generalizations, but you would just ignore it anyways because its outside of your Ann Coulter-like yapping. Just because you have Ludacris in your music you like section doesnt hide the fact you know nothing about hip hop. And oh yah there are white rappers too, I assume you have a name for them, 'wiggers' I believe. I know, the nerve of white people appreciating aspects of black culture! They need to stick to their own, lets keep this segregated shit up!(sarcasm before you misread)

5:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is pretty telling that the blogger here is a racist...it hates on a lot of black women. This is supposed to be entertainment? Pretty fucking sad, I sure hope you go no where. I am sure the pic on the blog is so small as not to show the tranny who writes this dreck.

5:13 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

"They're" a very musical people!!!

5:16 PM  
Anonymous Ro ro said...

this isn't 'hating' on black people, it's 'hating' on ugly, fat, annoying and/or untalented celebs. and foxy brown fits the bill on all counts. she needs to get a bra permanently attached to her body so that no one ever needs to see those nips again.

5:35 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

I agree there is way too much racism going on here. I really have nothing against black people. I even fucked a "black woman" once. It was fun. Then I gave her a watermelon and put her on a bus to somewhere.

Also one of the best times I ever had was attending a 'Swarecaust', it's when a bunch of white people have a huge mixer with 'The Jews' and there's plenty of boozing, smoking and laughing, everyone has a whaler of a time, until the end when the Jews get gassed.

Fuck off nigger-lovin-jew-bastard!!!

Forever Yours,

ninj

6:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone needs to kill that fucking kazoo. What is 'yah'? Are you a fucking German? Nazi's hate black people. Don't forget your kind.

6:33 PM  
Anonymous petemclochness said...

I guess you can't make fun of black people unless you are black. And "anonymous" I don't know if you noticed, but Spank hates on a lot more white people than black people. So what if she makes fun of a stereotype? Stereotypes would be neither offensive, nor funny if they were not true to some extent.

6:43 PM  
Blogger smellypiratehooker said...

I had always just assumed this was a Aryan Power site. It's not?! WTF?

JK! I think NOT commenting on black people for fear of offending them would be racist. Am I wrong?

7:20 PM  
Anonymous anonymousownsyou said...

Make fun of Black people only by black people? Are you high? Comments here have been way more harsh on the black than anyone else...makes me want to say Paris Hilton's new album is the shit.

8:40 PM  
Anonymous dietrolldie said...

Maybe that's because

BLACK PEOPLE SUCK.

8:44 PM  
Anonymous TrannyGranny said...

Black folk are just angry because they have never came up with a "racist slur" that makes other colors mad. Cracker? Shit, who doesn't like to eat a cracker. But, because I am one nurturing mother fucker, and would like to attempt to make every over sensitive, welfare stealing nigger feel better, I have provided a link to the Aryan Brothers FUN website...I bring you, the game section. Oh, there is something for faggots, spics and towel heads as well. Enjoy, my friends, enjoy.

http://www.resist.com/racistgames/index.htm

For the record, there is a difference between a nigger and black folk.

9:05 PM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

When life seems hopeless
It makes a nigga lose focus
Empty beer bottles and roaches, it helps to get it off my chest cause
Im so stressed and all I here is fuck the world........

I had this dream about a dope fiend
And its strange cause he can bearly write or read but seems to be able to afford about anything curious about him
I wanted to talk to him
but he was to busy for that
But I was more then welcome to walk with him
As we walked
He talked and I just listened
He said theres a big difference between crackas and niggas
See he said white folks look out for other white folks but uh black folks blame other black folks
When they aint enough black folk
But yo to make a long story short
We need to pay more attenion and do things that are way more convincing
And he told me
You know, I wouldn't say something that wouldn't work and I damn sure wouldn't waste my time telling you something that would hurt you
But you would fall for anything
If you dont stand for something thats for certain
but niggas don't be listening and that shit be hurting
Not all of us but some of us
And if we dont hurry up
They're going to bury each and every one of us........

9:43 PM  
Anonymous walrus gumboot said...

Zanna- Is Tranny "one nurturing mother fucker"?

The difference between a nigger and black folk is, black folk know their place.

9:51 PM  
Anonymous tp21 said...

Best go to bed now, boys, the troll is on the loose out here.

9:58 PM  
Anonymous TrannyGranny said...

SURPRISE!!!!

You can also try Martha Stewarts and Puff Daddies official sites.

10:52 PM  
Blogger jookie said...

WHITE PEOPLE ARE TRASHY,,NASTY,,SSMELLY AND U LICK THE ICE CREAM AFTER YOU LET YOUR DOG LICK IT,,YOU WALK AROUND TRYING YOUR HARDEST TOO HAVE A BIG ASS,THICK LIPS,,,THICK HAIR AND IT FAILS,,YOU GET TANS BECUZ U WANT DARKER SKIN BECUZ THAT PALE ASS LACK OF MELANIN SKIN YOU HAVE IS WORTHLESS NASTY AND BECOME HORRENDOUS BY THE TIME YOU REACH THE AHE OG 45,,NO ONE IN THE WORLD LIKE YOU BUT YOUR OWN KIND ,EVERYTHING DAMN NEAR INCLUDING THE SUN ITSELF HATES YOU,THATS WHY WHEN YOU STEP OUTSIDE YOU NEED LOTION TOO PREVENT IT FROM BURNING THE FUCK OUT YOU,BY THE TIME YOU REACH 45 YOU LOOK 65,BY THE TIME ANY OTHER RACE REACHES 45 THEY LOOK 40 OR 30,,SO DONT SIT AND TALK SHIT BOUT FOXY AND BLACK PEOPLE,BECAUSE YOU WHITIES MAY RUN THE WORLD WITH YOUR MONEY,BUT LOOKS AND BODY WISE,YOUR A TOTAL FAILURE AND RESPOSNIBLE FOR MOST DISEASES THAT OCCURED IN THIS COUNTRY THAT RESULT FROM YOUR TRIFLEN CHRISTOPHER COLUMBIS BRINGING DISEASES LIKE YELLOW FEVER AND MALARIA OVER HERE...SO STICK TOO REALITY AND REALIZE THAT IN THE HEAT YOU SMELL HIDEOUS AND LIKE A WET PIT BULL

10:37 PM  
Blogger jookie said...

WHITE PEOPLE CANT FIGHT EITHER,,I SEE MORE WHITE PEOPLE GETTIN BEAT UP BY MEXICANS,JAPANESE AND NEGROS THAN ANYTHING

10:39 PM  

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