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Friday, August 11, 2006

ESQUIRE BERATES OLD PEOPLE AND BABIES

Esquire's September issue awarded Sean Preston Federline the title of “Worst Dressed Man in the World” on its annual Best and Worst Dressed Men lists.

That Sean Preston is an infant and by default incapable of dressing himself seemed inconsequential to the magazine. Esquire sniffs
“Being the offspring of a hyper fertile backup dancer and prematurely wilted flower is no excuse, but being 12 months almost is…As soon as you gain some dexterity, straighten out your hat.”
Also making the list: goblin and/or warlock Marc Anthony; freakishly plastic Guns 'N Roses frontman Axl Rose; and never-before-heard-of James Bond star, Daniel Craig.


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9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Esquire sucks.

7:43 AM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

Awww. What a poor, stupid baby.

7:47 AM  
Anonymous 12 yr old girls said...

Aww Sean looks soo cute.. like always! and Brit looks very good in these pics.

Aw, so sweet, they both look cute!

Aww! Sean looks like a Gerber baby in these.

What a cute baby!

Awww sean is gettin cute, he use to look kinda weird huh?

Sean is a very adorable baby!! He's got great features. Britney looks really nice here as well i think.

7:48 AM  
Anonymous ninja's grandma said...

I think S.P. looks like a fucking tool.

8:06 AM  
Anonymous dsquared said...

That just seems mean. What about Johnny Depp? God knows I love him, but the man dresses like a freak. What about Keanu "Homeless" Reaves? Tim Robbins? Why pick on a baby?

8:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello? Tim Burton?

12:59 PM  
Anonymous meat hat said...

Esquire is for faggots anyway.

3:11 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

I think Esquire is trying to say Shitney doesn't know how to dress the kid.

10:52 PM  
Anonymous gemble said...

Yeah, but it's worst dressed man of the year, not worst dressed has been pop star of the year. That's reaching, man.

7:38 AM  

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