SPANK CHEEKS

Saturday, August 05, 2006

FINGER QUOTES ARE FOR FAT PEOPLE, part 2

Didn't I once say that "finger quotes are for fat people?" I thought I did! Much to learn you still have.


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15 Comments:

Blogger cock-ninja said...

Oh, wise master, but how do you know she's not talking about cute little bunnies.

And speaking of bunnies I know another way to create bunny ears, but I think her humongous tits would get in the way if I tried to wrap her legs around her head.

ninj

What can I say I have a thing for bunnies.

3:46 PM  
Anonymous dsquared said...

I have a thing for slitting Mimi's throat.

4:16 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Sizzle! The tour! What tour? Are she and Tara Raid going "exploring?"

Gods I now have a visual of that and I lost some breakfast. Ewww!

CockNinja aka Hannoush(camel lover!) aka hopeless screenwriter aka Wordsmith : Hi!

Welcome back Spankcheeks! We really missed you! Watch out for the monkey, he has new tricks! :)

4:48 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

"little bunny foo-foo running through the forrest, pickin' up the field mice and boppin' 'em the head"

you know, i think i have that same top!! of course i look much better in it because i have very impressive tits.
and i used to be able to sing, too. what is it this chick does????

i kid. no, i don't. i seem to remember something from years ago about her voice breaking glass, or scaring off pests (i had one of those devices. worked pretty well) or something.
yeah. mine are DEFINITELY better.

6:37 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

*shit*
ON the head.

oh, cheekers, i'm so glad you're back!
i will try to control the stuttering and drooling from now on.

6:41 PM  
Anonymous jane's eyre said...

Ah ha ha ha ha haaaaaa....

Look at the website at the bottom left hand corner of that picture.
"MariahDaily.com"? What for? Your daily dose of fat washed up whore? If I want to see that, I can just look in the mirror. Minus the fat and washed up.

What up buns and CN!

11:25 PM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

I wish that I could punch that over-processed, egotistical, self-involved bitch right in the twat...

Yep, I sure do.

9:37 AM  
Blogger chillytatas said...

Hello SF refugees, is this closet large enough for one more to join? I'm willing to take any pummeling cock-ninja dishes out at Spanks request. Until then I guess I'll just stand here and look stupid. ;P

10:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"punch that bitch in the twat" LOL @ ladyjane

12:20 PM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

Dragulf --

Did we used to do bong hits together in college? Before I dropped out, I mean? You seem familiar... in a vague, hazy kinda way.

12:26 PM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

If I had to guess what she was Finger Quoting to, I would like to imagine it went something like this:

Critics say I'm "old" and "fat" and "whorey." And that my tours won't "sell anymore." Those bitches are just jealous! I'm Mimi, dammit! I shit rainbows! You hear me?? RAINBOWS!

PS: I fucking love Hummus.

12:31 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Spankcheeks, I am 34 so who knows what we did in college ;p I surely can't remember!

7:43 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

hey, janey! HUGE mistake to spend 3 days straight in the pool. certain parts of me now glow in the dark, and there is rice in the deep end.

i'll have to teach you how to play sharkball! it's a lot like water pollo, only with no balls and nets. or, people, sort of. but the horses like it much better.

i shouldn't say more until the investigation has been completed.

10:36 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

uh, water POLLO? wouldn't we have played that with chickens?

3:05 PM  
Anonymous BritTwit said...

those are just mah tttthhhhhpirit fingerth ya'll

12:45 PM  

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