Wednesday, August 16, 2006


No, it's not Colonel Sanders and Brandon Davis; it's supermodel Kate Moss and her douchebag fiance, Pete Doherty.
It must be nice to "get fucked up" and "be pretty" for a living. I mean, I'm fucking gorgeous, and I'm drunk most of the time, but so far I haven't found anyone who's interested in paying me for it.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

this dude is crazy

12:26 PM  
Blogger pinky_nip said...

Spanks: You CAN be drunk and gorgeous AND make money.

C'mon over and I'll leave a C-note on the dresser for you.

12:52 PM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

What ever happened to "No shirt, No service"?

1:11 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

He looks like that dude from Green Day, only with an English flare!

Petey is just about the same age as the late and still great Jim Morrison was when he "OD'd"

I see a pattern evolving.

Who will die first Pete Doherty or Nicole Richie??
Something to mull over tonight after you've said your prayers and are all tucked into your beds!

1:13 PM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

something about Kate Moss is sexy. I know, I know, why would you say that?
I don't really know the answer, but I'd hit it............

With a hazmat suit on, mind you

2:52 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

I have always considered Kate Moss to be the sexiest of women. She walked by and smiled and I was smitten. *sigh* I'd hit it for the rest of my life!

2:55 PM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...


I feel like I ought to pay you for the shameless plugging over on the 'fish. Since "cash" isn't an option, what about a little meth and a free blowjob? We'll work out the details. Thanks a lot.

The rest of you: Lady Jane, Cock-Ninja, Zanna, Twzzlergrl, love-you-in-the-face, litely-salted, Italian Stallion, pinky_nip, dragulf, easy e, ninja's grandma, Tranny (and everyone else that I forgot to mention; sorry, stoned) -- you guys are fucking awesome and I love you. Thanks for your eternal allegiance. Armbands and eyepatches are forthcoming.

3:16 PM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

Awwww, I'm blushing....

Hey, once we have eyepatches and armbands, we can make that Nicole Richie Pirate face. Argggggh!

4:21 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

aww, 'cheeks. we thing you're awesome, too.

now, show us your tits!!!

new people are fun. trolls need to be dipped in tabasco, rolled in bread crumbs, lightly fried, and fed to the needy.

OR served with lobster thermidor a crevette with a mornay sauce served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with a ruffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

(spam, spam, spam, spam....)

try WD-40!

4:37 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Her Royal Eminence - Thanks for the accolades! No payment is necessary, (unless you can get twzzlrgirl to "twzzl" my balls while I "butterscotch stallion" (sorry to use a fish term and I apologize to italian stallion©, your residual check is in the mail) her anus!!) I did it out of the goodness of my heart. Besides the superficial is rapidly sliding into the abyss. They may have the quantity over there, for now... but you've got the quality over here.

4:42 PM  
Anonymous Evil bunny said...

shit. THINK.

4:58 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

damn, damn, damn.
you'd think i'd have my MP down cold by now.

please direct any complaints to !-800-EAT-SPAM.

i give up. who had the tequila last?

has anyone seen my panties?

5:49 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

bunny - Sorry to get in the way of your ALL your corrections.
Next time I'll wait until you're ALL done... then I'll put up my pathetic post!

6:34 PM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

I'm gonna go out a limb here, and propose that Pete Dough-gut is a HUGE waste of skin. Now, I really don't have a problem with the whole drug induced idiocy, cuz, hey, everyone leads their own life, right? But, fuck. Kate is a "super" model... can she not find a druggie who is a bit better looking than this piece of shit?


6:39 PM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

Walrus -- you're right. I checked out the 'fish and it was pretty sad.

We're like rats that left a sinking ship!

7:07 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...


bite me

7:36 PM  
Anonymous gemble said...

evil bunny - where have you been?

7:56 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

my mistress said i could post this:

for those of you not in the know, steve ballmer is bill gates replacement.

9:21 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

hmmm. gemble. do i know you?
to answer your question......

i don't know. no, wait. life. that's what it is.

long story, and i hate trolls. except for the little plastic ones with the funny long hair. stick 'em on a long fork and hold them over the flames.

s'pose that would work for other types of trolls.

9:25 PM  
Anonymous gemble said...

I'll pay you for it, Spanks. In cum. It's got a pretty good exchange rate with the Euro.

10:54 AM  

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