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Monday, August 07, 2006

HAVE A LOOK UP PARIS' SKIRT... AGAIN

Here's "Wonky Eye" Hilton's ass -- but from the front!

At least, I assume it's her ass. It could very well be two enormous, herpetic labia, dangling and flopping around between her legs while she's busting a move on the dance floor. Well, at least, I assume she's dancing. She may be experiencing a herpe-induced seizure, or maybe cocaine and Valtrex aren't a good mix.

I think it's pretty much a safe bet that whatever is happening in this picture, it most definitely involves herpes.

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9 Comments:

Anonymous dsquared said...

I bet it smells like bleu cheese crumbles up in that snatch. Nasty!

10:31 AM  
Blogger chillytatas said...

She needs to start having sex again, her ass is definately not getting the exercise it's accustomed to.

10:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't know weight lifter belts came in white.

11:47 AM  
Anonymous Tranny said...

Holy shit! Nice job shaving your balls, you dirty cunt! She must have the tiniest dick ever, if the nuts are hanging, but no cock is in evidence.

12:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree. Who ever is doing her ball waxes needs a big tip next time, they did a fabulous job!

Wait? Valtrex isnt good with Coke? Shit! I've been mixing for a month now... How is it with speed? Maybe that will be better.

1:20 PM  
Anonymous phatty said...

For a wicked-ass buzz, you should try SNORTING valtrex and putting cocaine on your labial sores.

6:39 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

you know, the last va-jay-jay pic was just TOO much information.
this is somehow facinating. i'm drawn to it, much like a fatal car accident. or a train wreck. or a famous socialite...
oh.

know what i just realized? the word socialite. now i get it. paris is Social. Lite. (ok, there's only one '"L" in the word, but work with me, people!).

8:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats NOT hot.

11:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've never seen an ass look so weird...

4:37 PM  

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