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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

HEATH LEDGER AND MICHELLE WILLIAMS BID YOU WELCOME


Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams seemed a little pissed at the press photographers taking shots of them sunbathing in Mexico. They actually got up from their chairs and flashed them the bird for a good thirty seconds, all the while looking exta-pissy. Heath even found a piece of paper and penned a message to the photographers -- it looks like it may have said, "FUCK OFF" -- but my gut thinks it read more like "Stop taking pictures of me and my wife or I'll start crying," or maybe, "I'm not gay just because I was in Brokeback Mountain." Whatever he wrote, the photographers soon exited, but probably because they couldn't stomach the sight of Michelle in that pedophilic bathing suit with polka-dots and ruffles. Not because Heath made a sign.

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24 Comments:

Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

O.k., 'cause i'm in a spankin' kind of mood this morning, i'll just say that heath ledger is an ugly douchebag tool and Michelle Williams is ugly and has buck teeth.

These two should be thankful that someone even wanted to photograph them.

7:28 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Where I grew up, when some one flipped you off, you would politely ask the flipper if he/she (threw a little Travis Barker in there ///) had two of them. Upon being shown they indeed did have two, you would retort, "stick one in your ass and one in your mouth and rotate".

Rough 'hood.

7:41 AM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

lol, walrus, i'm using that one today at some point.

I've got a bad case of the Wednesdays (office space reference, kids).

7:58 AM  
Blogger pinky_nip said...

I think I had that swimsuit when I was 3 years old.

I can relate with you twzzlrgirl, I'm in a twatastic mood today. And I could kill "corporate accounts payable, just a moment"

8:38 AM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

Lol, twatastic. I'm using that one too.

Thanks, pinky nip

8:45 AM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

She look's like a fucking Eggplant with Chicken pocks..........

9:18 AM  
Anonymous zanna said...

I can't even BELIEVE someone that age would wear a bathingsuit with ruffles. And I'm not sure if those are polka dots or little hearts. Either way, little girls shouldn't be flipping people off.

Here's another one for you twzzlgirl...(and I'm pretty sure pinky came up with this too)..cuntastic.

9:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

isnt it somebodys got a case of the mondays?

10:17 AM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

Why, yes, anonymous, it is. that is the quote. but, as i am feeling particularly twat/cuntastic today (to now quote zanna and pinky-nip), i thought i'd make it "a case of the wednesdays."

And now, after being corrected, I am spankin' mad again. I don't even think some good oral sex would get me goin' at this point.

Oh, who am I kidding. That's the only thing that would get me going right now...

11:21 AM

10:22 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Actually his sign reads "I'M A QUEER!"

10:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe it reads, "I liked making out with Jake."

11:32 AM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

Oww. I know it's your jobs to make fun of it... But I gotta admit I kinda dig the bathing suit. But this is coming from someone who actually owns a sweater with a tugboat on it, which I also wore for my work photograph which is posted to the internet for all to see. So maybe I'm not the best judge, here.

11:35 AM  
Blogger Praz said...

Fuck you too, Duckface!

1:31 PM  
Anonymous zanna said...

Litely...wasn't it YOU that mocked Old Navy clothes and now you are saying you like this bathing suit?

I don't fucking get it.

3:05 PM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

This is true. HOWEVER... This bathing suit is not representive of Old Navy clothing. This is more along the lines of what you would find in the Delia's catalog, which I only mock sometimes. The other times I covet. And then Mr. Litelysalted mocks me and tells me I'm too old to buy clothes from the Delia's catalog.

3:15 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

boy i'd hate for any of you to see my swimsuits.

but it don't matter cuz i have a NEW POOL!




that's probably the lamest post i've ever made. i'm just grumpy today.
but i still have fabulous tits.

5:10 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

and don't forget your evil "bunny"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5:41 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

uh, walrus,
HUH?

5:45 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

evil b - What part did you not get? The first five words are self explanatory.
By "bunny", I meant your genital canal, leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus and all parts there after. :)

6:47 PM  
Blogger ladyambar said...

ah, walrus a itty-bitty-stephen-king graphic there, pal? Well put, man!

12:43 AM  
Blogger sandi said...

i have no idea how old the rest of these comments are but i just want to say that heath ledger is gorgeous and just because you mayy be be ugly (to the last person that posted) does not take away from how amazing he is. let me know if anyone who does not love you for some reason that is not apparent to me is ever interested in taking your picture. aside from how gorgeous he is he is also an amazingly talented actor who is far too good for low life pieces of shit like you to be able to pass judgment on him from the saftey of your computer. i would like to see what you would have the guts to say to him if you ever had come across him face to face. he was clearly more than twice the man you will ever be .
ENVY CAN MAKE A MOTHER FUCKKER IMMATURE
SO CAN BOREDOM A BUZZ OR THE CURSE OF BEING I.N.S.E.C.U.R.E.

grow the fruckkkkkk up<3

5:06 AM  
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11:50 PM  
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