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Monday, August 21, 2006

HERE COMES THE SLUT... AGAIN


Professional slut Pamela Anderson and amateur douchebag Kid Rock tied the knot for the third time Thursday morning at the Nashville honky-tonk bar Tootsie’s Orchid Lounge. More fitting a locale I could not imagine, except maybe a 4-H fair, or possibly hell. Pam described the momentous occasion on her website, saying
Got married in Nashville. Tootsies on stage. In front of the coolest crowd. Bobby sang ‘Sweet Home Alabama’ - The fun won’t stop. Thanks Judge BROWN. Marriage Number 3, Nashville - Done…The Bride wore Juicy - the groom wore beam and coke!
This is the third wedding for Pam and Kid, who exchanged vows on a yacht in St-Tropez and also in a Los Angeles courthouse.

You know, I wouldn't have even commented on this, but somehow no celebrities were arrested over the weekend, and nary a one launched into an anti-semetic tirade. So this is about all that's popping up on the gossip feeds. It was kinda like, "Oh... this again?" Much in the same way you'd respond if you'd discovered another outbreak of warts. You'd think, "But I took care of this!," yet somehow the warts keep cropping back up. I figured it was best to mention their wedding now -- sorta "burn it off," if you will -- before this gets out of hand and becomes a weekly occurence. And besides, warts are disgusting.

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14 Comments:

Anonymous easy e said...

Look at that bitch's FACE. Ugh.

7:08 AM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

I just need to know:

where in the hell is Kid's right arm in that picture???

uh.. maybe I don't need to know.

8:46 AM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

I want my wedding to look just like this. It's every girl's dream ceremony.

8:53 AM  
Anonymous topaz21 said...

With a twat that big, it's a matter of time before something falls in. At least it wasn't a guest.

9:02 AM  
Anonymous TrannyGranny said...

Kid Rocks drummer lives in my town. Which means odds are good I will one day be able to kick Pam in the cunt. Might lose a leg, but so worth it.

9:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to say, I think it's pretty classless of Kid Rock to be walking around with a breakfast link sticking out of his mouth. I know he's only used to a liquid diet, but fuck, shit or get off the pot! Eat the sausage or spit it out. Geeeez...

10:07 AM  
Anonymous GEMBLE said...

YOU KNOW WHO EATS THE SAUSAGE? TOM CRUISE.

12:15 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Damn it! Where is my Compound W?

1:54 PM  
Anonymous ZeZe said...

Instead of visiting historic areas around the globe and expanding my cultural knowledge to become a better human being I have decided I am going to go on a wedding rampage. How many cities will it take before someone yells Get The Fuck over yourself.

Seriously Pam. You arent that cool.

2:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This photo appears to be a fucked-up porn version of The Love Boat & The Beverly Hillbillies' all rolled into a seedy little bundle of drunken sweatiness and a potential COPS episode.
And I'm not sure getting married in a bikini 3 times qualifies you to start saying things like 'the bride wore.." She should possibly reconsider the phrasing as in 'the bride whore..."
Also, how do you manage to look mannish while having ginormous implants and wearing a bikini?
It's both confusing and oddly terrifying.
I just don't know how she does it, folks but Pam's actually managed to out trash well, Pam.

6:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't the definition of insanity doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result? Same two idiots getting married and the result? Same two classless idiots, only more poorly dressed, if that's possible.
Bruce

7:09 PM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

Dumbass look's like the Scarecrow from the W of Oz to me for some reason.............could be the weed, not sure yet............

7:32 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

oh, they look so happy! and in love!

i give them six months. tops.

3:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

id love to ram her right up the shitter tho

4:51 PM  

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