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Thursday, August 31, 2006

IF THE SHOE FITS...


A very moccasined Kate Moss was photographed leaving a restaurant in London yesterday. I assumed from her boots that she must have just finished shooting a medieval biopic about a court jester. Turns out she was just eating lunch.

That's a shame, because she would have made one swell coked-up jester. With the right hat, of course.



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17 Comments:

Anonymous easy e said...

She and Lindsay Lohan must go shoe-shopping together, when they're not doing coke and stripping.

6:53 AM  
Anonymous easy e said...

Also, did she steal those cutoff jean shorts with the pocket hanging out from Britney Spears pre-maternity closet?

6:57 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Did they open a new Indian haberdashery somewhere
that I wasn't told about?

I know I horned in on your comment easy-e,
but I just wanted touse the word 'haberdashery' in a sentence.

[hab-er-dash-uh-ree]

7:38 AM  
Anonymous GEMBLE said...

I WAS HOPING SHE WAS PART OF THAT LEWIS AND CLARK PORN COSTARRING LINDSAY LOHAN.

8:32 AM  
Anonymous xxx said...

I never understood how a snagglepuss like her became a supermodel.

8:55 AM  
Anonymous Stallion said...

It's pretty sad when your necklace weighs more than you do, but I would have liked to have been the guy she was just fucking. That hair is a dead give away. When I was younger we called it "Muffin Head"...........

9:30 AM  
Blogger smellypiratehooker said...

I called it Jism Face. Same think I think.

9:38 AM  
Anonymous Stallion said...

Not so much. I think "muffin head" was when their head kept rubbing back and forth on the bed and or pillow, couch whatever and it got all frizzy at the top but not so much at the bottom. Hard to explain I guess........

9:55 AM  
Blogger smellypiratehooker said...

What if was rubbing against a brick wall in an alley way? "Bloody Muffin Head"?

10:26 AM  
Blogger ApacheRose said...

Thanks to Stallion, I now have a name for what my hair looks like post-sex. Slightly classier than, "just been fucked" hair.

10:59 AM  
Anonymous tp21 said...

ApacheRose*** You could also call it your "Coitus Coif." Yes, I just made that up on the spot. I'm going to go out on a high note a la George Costanza! Chat later!

11:19 AM  
Anonymous TrannyGranny said...

I prefer "wedge heading" That's when you put them doggy style into the corner so you can really hit it without driving them across the living room, cuts down on rugburn.

11:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO @ trannygranny

11:57 AM  
Anonymous spatz said...

I like Coitus Coif best, but also Hump Hair is good.

2:18 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

How about FUCK-HEAD?

2:45 PM  
Anonymous morningglory said...

Um, I'll give it a go:

Muff Mop?

Maybe not so good.

Make-out Mane?

Alliteration never was my strong suit!

:)

9:34 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

testing photo image

10:48 AM  

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