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Saturday, August 12, 2006

IS IT JUST ME, OR IS IT FAT IN HERE?


Guess whose rapidly spreading ass this is?

No, it's not the lead singer from Whitesnake. It's actually Nicky Hilton, who from the looks of it is about four months pregnant. That, or else she's been "emotionally eating" to ease the shame that accompanies having Paris Hilton for a sister.


P.S. Nice camel toe.

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14 Comments:

Anonymous dsquare said...

Her hair looks worse than Britney Spears during her Dateline Interview!! WTF?!

9:58 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Hey, Your Royal Eminence. I still bow down before you and I say this with the utmost respect.

Don't be dissin' David Coverdale!

Let us not forget, before he was in Whitesnake and he got to stick his white snake into Tawny Kitaen when she was still a fine piece of ass, he was with Deep Purple!

Smoke On The Water

Nicky Hilton looks like a rag you would find under a bar!!

g'joob

11:05 PM  
Anonymous tina said...

First time vistor.

No, it's not you, it's fat in here!

Terrific blog!

10:15 AM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

White Snake......lol

When I was younger my Mother asked my older sister what she wanted for christmas and told us to write it all down. One of the things my sister wrote was White Snake. My mother is from Italia and came to the States when she was 18. She really didn't understand what sis meant. She was like "White Snake, i'm not getting you a white snake, isn't there like a goldfish or something less scary". When she found out it was a rock band and that sis just wanted a cassette, we all laughed, and laughed........

True Story and when I say true story i'm not lieing this time and when I say Cassette I really meant that too.

Everytime I hear White Snake I get a good laugh about it, just thought I'd share that story with ya'll, my bad if it's not as funny to you guy's, guess you had to be there..................

10:36 AM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

I have every one of Whitesnake's cassettes. And that is a true story too. The ironic, funny and tragic fact is that I don't own a tape player anymore. Does anyone??? We could get together one day, light up a fun-stick, and play Whitesnake til the wee hours of the morn...

Yep, good times...

10:53 AM  
Anonymous mortifyed said...

I actually went to a Whitesnake concert in '86. Paid for the ticket and everything, true story.

7:26 PM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

Back to Nicky -- is the place she's shopping some kind of dump? i see clothes on the floor and it's kind of a mess. How the mighty have fallen.

And I had a huge crush on that whitesnake lead singer, by the way :)

9:16 PM  
Blogger chillytatas said...

Eat it Tina, you fat lard, gosh, frickin idiot! Just kidding Tina, I was having a Napoleon Dynamite moment.

11:18 PM  
Blogger Showgrrrl said...

Shocking, really, how Wonkey Eye seems to be creating this vacuous hole in the immediate world around her...
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Ok, so it's not really that shocking.

11:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is the funniest fuckin thing I have read all week.
Melanie.

7:20 AM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

AGING SUCKS.
still better than the alternative.
would i know anything that white snake did?

i kinda checked out in the eighties. when disco hit the radio waves, i went freaking country. anybody wanna talk about kenny rogers? (the 80's version, i mean.)

ninj! help meeeee
eeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

1:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

all that money and she cant even find time to get a little lipo??

3:41 AM  
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