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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

JOHN TRAVOLTA TOO "GAY" FOR JENNIFER LOPEZ

According to Page Six, "Jennifer Lopez bailed on Dallas because costar John Travolta isn’t enough of a 'man’s man.'"

I guess she got a load of this picture of Travolta cavorting in a pool in his skivvies and changed her mind. The flat-tire bosoms, the dimply gut, the coquettish, crotch-shielding stance... he reminds me of the fat kid in third grade who pooped his pants that time I kicked him in the nads. Same expression on his face and everything! Only the fat kid seemed less gay, of course. And he wasn't a Scientologist.

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16 Comments:

Blogger LadyJane said...

Nice moobs, Johnnie.

Yuck.

8:42 AM  
Anonymous easy e said...

That fat kid who pooped his pants was ME you heartless bitch!

8:47 AM  
Anonymous Zanna said...

He's pissing in the pool. that's where that expression is coming from.

10:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His face does look dangerously like Pink's in that other post.

11:41 AM  
Anonymous monkey love said...

Maybe he just pooped his pants, too. That's about the face I make.

12:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ohh I so Happy, Smal purdy fer the camer-ruh hehehehehehehehehehehehe

12:33 PM  
Anonymous easy e said...

What's with all the beastiality around here? Not that I'm complaining.

2:24 PM  
Blogger chillytatas said...

whoa, he looks like my hubby in this pic, except my husband has perkier boobs.

2:41 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

this is just sad. i thought scientology cured this kind of shit.

and i am so sorry, but jello thinks he's not manly enough? has she looked at the other side of the bed lately?

5:40 PM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

Er, does he like "greased lightening"?

He's the "Rectum Cowboy"

He needs a "manzierre", or a "bro-zierre"

And does Kelly actually feign interest in this lumpy piece of lard? Now, SHE'S a good actress...

9:01 PM  
Blogger Showgrrrl said...

Read my comment on 'Long Nuts' and 'Bat Wings'. Me thinks perhaps Johnny here is afflicted by them. They might be flapping about in that water...

9:39 PM  
Blogger Showgrrrl said...

OH, and I prefer the term 'Mitties'. That's short for Man Titties.

12:10 AM  
Anonymous dsquared said...

Also, I like "mooters" -- man hooters.

7:45 AM  
Blogger Showgrrrl said...

bahahah! Mooters! I'm gonna have to start using that one...

1:26 PM  
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