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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

LOOK WHAT THE 'MAN HUNT' REVEALED!



How's this for irony: gossip about a gossip blogger. I'm sure you've all heard of Perez Hilton, the exuberantly gay distant relative of the Hilton family who has his own mega-hit gossip blog. Well, yesterday, a Faded Youth reader came across the self proclaimed Queen of All Media's active Manhunt profile online. Faded Youth writes
Above are a few of the pictures Perez had posted in his profile. In their AIM chat (which I have a word-for-word copy of), Perez claimed they were recent. And by recent I think he means many moons and many Twinkies ago. He later went on to say he's looking for bareback sex and suggested smoking crystal meth -- though he didn't have the goods or the means of acquiring it himself. This is not the first time the gossip gaylord has been linked to the dangerous and highly addictive drug.
Below, see what "The Queen" really looks like; then view his photoshopped profile pic.


Mmm... delicious, delicious irony.


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17 Comments:

Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

cock-ninja, he copied your manhunt page word for word.

The scoundrel!!

6:55 AM  
Anonymous ZeZe said...

GAH too early for hairy neither region photos!

7:49 AM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

I saw that fucking guy on VH1 last night!!!! It was on some celebrity scandal/breakup show. (Read: I accidentally sent back the wrong Netflix DVD so I had to improvise my evening plans.)

Anyway, I am thinking as I watch, "YOU, are dressed like Eddie Munster. You don't have the right to make fun of ANYONE looking like that, fuckwad."

8:23 AM  
Anonymous easy e said...

What a faggoty-ass faggot!

8:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

god i hate perez hilton. he is the worst gossip blogger ever

9:18 AM  
Anonymous ballsack said...

I would punch him right in his gay ballsack.

9:39 AM  
Blogger sonya said...

Nice Fat Elvis suit, gaywad.

10:00 AM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

By the way, I want to add...If you're fat, that pose of his is probably the best way to disguise chubblies. For one thing, he's laying on his back and sucking in. For another thing, his right hip is angled slightly up and towards the camera, so all the fat will naturally slide to the left. He is probably rocking some serious lovehandle-butt flab that is just out of reach from our plane of view.

That, and it's also obviously an old photo. And if it is photoshopped, (also very likely) he should have at least done something about those pepperoni slice nipples. Sheesh.

11:22 AM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Whatever was left of my feminine side has now been completely obliterated!

11:30 AM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Whatever was left of my feminine side is now completely obliterated. Thanks for pulling the plunger Spanks.

11:30 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

It's Richard from Survivor 1's brother!

3:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*vomits*

4:03 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

d-
don't hate on the hatch!
wonder if he's having fun in prison.......HATCH, i mean.

6:54 PM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

*throwing up in corner of room*

7:01 PM  
Anonymous GEMBLE said...

HOW IS HE RELATED TO THE HILTONS?

8:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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2:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hip hop music

4:07 AM  

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