SPANK CHEEKS

Monday, August 14, 2006

LOVE SMART

In a move that's sure to reflect wonderfully on his father, Jay McGraw married Playboy model and "actress" Erica Dahm Saturday in Beverly Hills. Dr. Phil's son met his soon-to-be wife on the short-lived reality show "Renovate My Family" -- she was one of the "Construction Triplets."

I predict several months of wedded bliss before Jay changes his mind about lapping up Hugh Hefner's sloppy seconds. You know that bitch didn't get to live in the Playboy mansion without at least having to touch Hefner's old man balls. Mmmm... liver spots and salt-and-pepper pubes...

I can only hope that Jay was savvy enough to have read Dr. Phil's "Love Smart" before tying the knot. The book is bursting with sage advice, like "You can't change other people; you can only change yourself," or "The best indicator of future behavior is past relevant behavior." But my personal favorite Dr. Phil-ism: "You can take a rattlesnake on a rollercoaster but that don't mean he's gonna bake you a cake." Have truer words ever been spoken? I didn't think so.




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12 Comments:

Anonymous ninja's grandma said...

Where the fuck is everybody?

That skank was in a Pauly Shore movie, so her "acting career" is sure to take off soon.

7:43 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

How does he tell her from the other two or do the triplets do EVERYTHING together?
I would buy that video! (menages a quatre)

8:19 AM  
Anonymous Italian stallion said...

Lucky Faggot, although I wonder if her pussy smells like Ben Gay after having sex with Hugh "MR Burns" Heffner? I guess it's a better smell then "Crotch Rot" now that I think about it..............

9:17 AM  
Blogger pinky_nip said...

I've said it before, I'll say it again: Having Hugh cum on your face is like squeezing a container of baby powder in your face.

9:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bwaa hahah hahah! LMAO @ pinkynip!!!

11:47 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

ROFL Pinky!

So do the triplets all pretend to be her at night so they all get some?
OK, now swap into this nightie and wake him up again!

12:46 PM  
Anonymous gemble said...

Everybody knows you put a rattlesnake on a FERRIS WHEEL if you want him to bake you a cake. Common sense, really.

3:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jay is a guy who has been helping out teens and working with them etc then he marries a playmate who also used to be a hef girlfriend that lived in the mansion so you know she has BEEN AROUND! YUCK and has nude pics all over the net that is free access just do a search and there she is in all her glory how is that a role model for kids telling them how to live their lives?? LOL Also a pic of Jay with her at a Hef Party where a bunch of women are pretty much naked they have PAINTED ON costumes! And he works with kids?? Sure isnt being much of an example for them.. I will NOT buy my kids one of his books and he will not SOCIATE with my kids!! Dr Phil is always on his show putting down others who do nude things and about nudity/porn on internet but yet he welcomes her and says "she is a wonderful lady", "we are so proud", and "we would adopt her if Jay didnt marry her into the family" on his website and they have a ad of congrats for Jay and his playmate and right next to it a ad for Robin who is speaking at the WOMEN OF FAITH convention. Is she really suitable for that now? I think since they moved to Beverly hills they have really lost their roots! And always we are friends with So and so and we did this and we did that always bragging about what they do and who they know etc I used to look up to them but this celebrity thing has really gotten to their heads! And they are really going down hill!! You think you would expect more from a guy who wrote a book about love smart? and pretty much tells people what are big NOs in a relationship! lol

8:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh riding on dr phils coattails and all the I know so and so etc he will get her a acting career. Just like Jay got a ride and the wife Erica will too. Dr Phil will dip into the who I know pouch! I will give free consuling sessions to you if you give my daughter in law a job lol

8:43 AM  
Anonymous ms78 said...

yeah Hefner had sex with like all 3 triplets at once probably!GROSS!! He's disguesting, and any girl who sleeps with him is disguesting. most of the playmates who get married seem to end up divorcing, like Shanna Moakler. I think Hefner has something to do with it too! as Bad as he is though, Hefner is the pope next to girls Gone wild creator and RAPIST Joe Francis!

12:40 PM  
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