MISCHA BARTON'S GAMS MAKE ME VOMIT
Take a good look here at the recently-upholstered Mischa Barton. She looks relatively normal; her legs look like the toned, fit legs of a twenty-something actress/model. But then, she turns, and:
What the fuck? I'm not entirely sure if that's Mischa or my great aunt Fannie Mae sporting cowboy boots. It looks like a fucking cheese souffle that collapsed on itself. All the dimpling and rippling and unholiness. It's just wrong.
posted by spankcheeks at 8:29 AM PERMALINK
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Skinny people can have cellulite, too. It's a myth that only fat people get it.
That's just something fat people say, fatty. Keep yourself anonymous.
Can people please stop pretending this pig is attractive? Please? Her look, show, and fuck buddy all suck. Can we please just have her force fed like a Gitmo inmate?
She looks like she got shot in the back of the leg by Dick Cheney's shotgun...............
Yeah, skinny people can get cellulite, it's call "chubby-chasing" and generally happens around last call.
I am so glad she didn't get my number.
Spank--that is gross! You however are a gossip goddess. As for the rest of you readers, I'm sitting on the USS Eisenhower providing that blanket of freedom you sleep under by reading celebrity gossip. I'm doing for my country of course.
--Your tax dollars at work.
No 20 year old should have cottage cheese legs. I think my great aunt has sexier legs than that.
Pete --
I'd like to sleep with you under that "blanket of freedom," if you know what I mean. And by "sleep" I mean, "do the nasty."
Pete, Spank. Do YOu NOT remember the verbal bashing I once gave you on the subject of your "nasty" talk.
Visuals VISUALS,
I can't believe nobody's used the term 'cottage cheese', because if that doesn't look like a lumpy spread of curdled milk, I don't know what does.
Also, Pete, thanks for the 'blanket of freedom.' Just try not to jizz all over it with Spanks.
That's what happens to long time submissives. The scars DO show after a bit.
I bet she stomps on Cisco's balls in those boots.
Smellypiratehooker, I did mention the cottage cheese.
I suddenly wish I had some cottage cheese. Maybe Mischa can lend me some. I'll have to go to Paris for some STDs to go with it thought.
The spanked with a waffle-iron look doesn't bother me. She's such a cutie cute. I don't even mind the baby fist growing out of xiphoid process. Cute is cute :)
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I prefer the term 'hail damaged'.
Makes it sound like a natural disaster ... but is insurable.
And obviously she didn't get crop insurance.
This picture made me feel so proud of myself.
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Ok, so the back of her legs are petty vial!! But are you lot so perfect??
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