MY LIPS ARE SEALED
In the upcoming issue of Glamour magazine, Jessica Simpson confirms that she surgically enhanced her lips last year. She explains
“I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn’t like that. But…it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!”If there's anything a bimbo with fake blond extensions, false eyelashes, a mystic tan, veneers and a push-up bra hates, it's looking artificial.
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posted by spankcheeks at 6:42 AM PERMALINK
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How am I always first in the mornings? Is there anyone else who has to be at work by 7:30?
Thank god for your site, spanks - It makes the day a little more tolerable.
I like my bitches lips to look like two plump earthworms.
All four of them!
Damn, I love you Spanks.
Maybe someday soon, you can take me down into the Spankatorium again
and have your way with me?
Please!!
My dinner last night had lips just like those. Broiled trout is quite delicious.
HER LIPS ARE SWOLLEN FROM WRAPPING THEM AROUND MY GIANT COCK. RESTALYNE IS A COVERUP LIE!!!
GEMBLE really enough with the caps!!
We all know she had some Joe in her, but she must have some black in her..........
Why - does she seem lazy and ignorant?
.... oh, you meant the lips. Sorry.
LoL.........
Racism: the staple of raunch humor!
She's almost as big a tranny as you. A no-talent hack rasict slut with no original ideas or thoughts.
I can't believe you'd call Spanks or Jessica a tranny. Do you have any more clever quips, like "dummy, poo-poo head, or fruit salad head"?
Easy child care. Lick her lips and stick her on the wall. Hours of fun!
I think she just bleaches her teeth -- it's not veneers. the rest of her is fake as hell.
I'd hit it.
Wow, it brings a tear to my eye that others can see through this board! Add Jealousy to the list...along with racist, no talent hack! lol... that was a good one anonymous, and that wasnt even me!
YAWN. Sure it wasn't you, stupid twat.
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