SPANK CHEEKS

Monday, August 14, 2006

NOBODY WILL TOUCH STAR JONES

Star Jones likes to thoroughly set fire to the bridges that once issued her paychecks, having successfully alienated both "The View" and Payless Shoes in the last month and a half. If you weren't one of the seventeen senior citizens who actually watched "The View," I'm sure you at least caught the commercials with Star hawking cheap plastic and/or "pleather" shoes. Well, no more. According to Page Six,
"Star was the final Payless shoes spokesperson. A source inside the company has confirmed, 'There will be no more 'face' of Payless. Star was the last.' The relationship ended on such a sour note, Jones was not even invited to the company's big event next Wednesday on Fifth Avenue and 39th Street."
I told you that you don't mess with the Godmother. Barbara will see to it that you never get work in Tinsel Town again, not even to shamelessly plug the products of Korean sweat-shops. Star's just lucky she hasn't woken to a bloody horse head in her bed.


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9 Comments:

Anonymous ninja' grandma said...

Star Jones is a dead woman.

7:45 AM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

Since when does Payless do a "Big event on Fifth Avenue?" I would be more likely to associate a Payless event with "The Best Western behind Dairy Queen."

7:53 AM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

Payless? She need's to be the spokesmodel for "Eat less"......

9:04 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

...and "Seen less"....

9:09 AM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

Payless doesn't need a spokesmodel. Cripe. If I want really crappy shoes, I know where to go.

9:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DARKNESS

10:50 AM  
Anonymous gemble said...

Well, their stock should start going up.

3:25 PM  
Anonymous gemble said...

Is she about to hurl?

3:26 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Well now that they have gotten rid of their dead weight, Payless will start making money. Not!

That would work better if she had worked at a Krispy Kreme.

11:00 AM  

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