SPANK CHEEKS

Friday, August 11, 2006

THE "OTHER TEAM" DRAFTS TWO NEW PLAYERS

Meet the newest, hippest, swingin'-est couple in Hollywood. How do I know they're gay? Easy:

1. The incessant working out

2. The matching chest wax

3. Carefully plucked eyebrows

4. Matching linen shirts

5. Forever on the beach... together... in the dark.

6. That time I caught Lance jerking off to the Matt's photo spread in Vanity Fair. Talk about awkward!


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15 Comments:

Anonymous easy e said...

No!! It's not true! I don't believe it!

7:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

7:44 AM  
Anonymous ninja's grandma said...

I always knew that Matt McConaguhey was a fruit.

8:07 AM  
Anonymous said said said said said said...

Who "pitches" & who "catches"???

8:10 AM  
Anonymous dsquared said...

I'd "catch" anything Matt wanted to throw my way.

8:32 AM  
Anonymous jrzbigsmellytwat said...

Would you "catch" one of Lance's dingleberry's?

11:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are so not gay. There playboys. Both are newly single. Why is it if I guy hangs out with another guy he's instantly a faggot? Come on.

1:00 PM  
Anonymous meat hat said...

I think "anonymous" is gay.

3:12 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

I think "anonymous" should frequent Tom Cruise websites because...






TCLTC

4:03 PM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

Oh, c'mon. y'all know that if your name is Lance, you're gay.

And Matt pitches, i'd bet money on it.

Love you guys...

4:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*wipes tear* it's... not.. true...

7:48 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

twzzlrgirl - Lance may or may not be gay... but he for sure is a testisticle oddity!!!

11:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did Matt pee on himself???

Or is that from...?

LOL

:p

11:59 PM  
Blogger ladyambar said...

Awwww! They look so cute together!

12:18 AM  
Blogger ladyambar said...

I saw the pic and the first thing that came to my mind was this: "macho, macho man. I got to be a macho man"

12:22 AM  

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